You've been banned for the following transgressions:
615,224 counts of murder; 3,217,331 counts of animal cruelty; 731,889 counts of larceny, robbery, aggravated robbery, armed robbery, theft, petty theft, petty larceny, grand theft, grand larceny, petty grand larceny, armed petty larceny; 28,100 counts of trespassing; 4,144 counts of breaking and entering; 75,000 counts of breaking; 1,322 counts of entering; 2 counts of insurance fraud; numerous counts of hunting and fishing without a license; 14 counts of fishing with explosives; 22 counts of hunting with explosives; 609,288 counts of arson; 3 counts of mail theft; 455,442 counts of evading arrest; 255 counts of escaping prison; 29 counts of bribery; 45,766 counts of assault, battery, and assault and battery; 1 count of assault with a battery; 21,151 counts of battery with a salt; 15 counts of forgery; 455,100 counts of transporting contraband; 715 counts of blackmail; 13 counts of aggravated blackmail; 2 counts of assault with black chainmail; 45 counts of perjury; 12 counts of impersonating an officer; 215 counts of inappropriate use of a crystal saw; 1 count of tearing a tag off of a mattress; 415 counts of heresy; 212 counts of hear-say; 99 counts of witchcraft; 666 counts of inciting riots; 2,155 counts of aiding and abetting known fugitives; 27 counts of defacing public property; 15 counts of slavery; 4,142 counts of piracy; 2 counts of pie rats; 12 counts of impersonating a camel; 2 counts of improper use of camel dung; 15 counts of inducing food poisoning; 41,333 health code violation; 23,154 safety violations in kingdom; 2 counts of impersonating a count; 1 count of counting impersonators; 1 count of shooting a mime; 1 count of impersonating a mime; 35,111 counts of being a mime; 2 counts of stampeding chinchompas through entrana; 24 counts of littering.
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sir eos lee
