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bytefather54
Dec Member 2023

bytefather54

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Omnil.
You look like'a sewer spill,
Oh yeah last night, yo mom gave me a thrill,
Her name is Susie, but she let me call her Jill.
I was doin her hard, she was screamin and excited, I told her to take a chill pill.
Your dad walked in and was like "wtf", and Jill said GTFO BILL.
You can smd now.

30-Dec-2011 02:04:40

bytefather54
Dec Member 2023

bytefather54

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johnny.
My rap skills are what killz, not yo punk ass skills, they suck.
I got a riddle for you, whats hot, and long?
My lines in this rap, oh, your girlfriends fine.
I took her to dine, when you came home to do her, she said "I'll have to decline"

What time is it?
It's time to rhyme.
I've rapped with Eminem, we ate some M&M'S
Drank some Ice T.
Had some Ice Cube.

You look chinese.
I bet you like rice.
Wanna dice sometime?
Die is white, just like your lice.
Mice like lice, lice is white, just like die.
See the relationship?

Me + Raps forever.

30-Dec-2011 02:13:53

Carlton

Carlton

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Alright Horse Host, that wasn't too bad.
But now here's a real rap lesson, so listen up lad.
Rap is something that I love the most,
So Horse Host, pick up your pencil and paper and take notes!
It's kind of hard
to bombard you
With raps
That have class and
you would not dare
To compare
your lyrics to mine.
This rap's going together better than lemon and lime.
This rap title is mine.
It's probably a crime, because my rhymes are killin.
I guess i'm a villain, from these raps i'm spillin.
In my house i'm chillin, and on Runescape i'm skillin.
The metronome goes so slow, ya know?
I guess it goes to show how low can ya go
when on rap battles, your mind is in lock.
Tick tock, on the clock
I listen to rock & hip-hop but not pop.
The lyrical glock is shot and puts you in shock
So don't mock me.
Don't think any less with the rest,
Don't mess with the best,
I guess
now,
you can send me a friend request!
At this point, I have 1049 characters remaining,
I hope this mini-rap was at least a little bit entertaining.
;)

07-Jan-2012 05:30:47

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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(techno chords start)
(beat gets faster)
(disco lights start blasting around the arena)
Looks like we got another new kid steppin' up to the plate
Sorry bro, I'm unstoppable when I've gone irate
Omni's reppin Ireland, white capital of the world
Making it all the more fun when your ass is steamrolled
Think you can win? Well then, THINK AGAIN!
I'm OP at this game like the S C 2 Terrans
To quote 2 Unlimited, get ready for this
Killin' your soul, you won't be slightly missed
Cthulhu disapproves of your attempts at spitting
Reading yo rap? I have more fun knitting
And yet at the same time, I'm freakin amazed
The badness of that rap should've set us in flames
That **** was nonsensical, it read like ST technobabble
Oh dear, your rhyme's off, must be the temporal flux
Splitting you up a split soul's horcrux
Think of me as the new edition, I'm rhyming plus
--
Rate me 1-10! :D

07-Jan-2012 05:50:02

Carlton

Carlton

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Listen, Listen, who the **** you think you dissin?
After this, it's my ass you'll be kissin.
You say my rhyme's off, I'll clean your hip-hop slop with a mop!
You say you're OP at this game, what's that stand for, Obvious & plain?
You comin at me? There's a ***** between the i and the left bracket key!
Come on bro, don't be a hater, i'm tired right now, i'll refresh the page later.
6.5/10 by the way lol :P

07-Jan-2012 06:27:54

Quit Then
May Member 2023

Quit Then

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S Q L,
You are decent I guess but lemme take over
I mean lets face it im more useful then the Mars rover
and you, bought as useful as a 3 leaf clover
Look at the stats, youve played RS longer then me
But even still my stats are more superior to the
great S Q L, oops did I tell a lie to the God of the sea
Poseidon, hah when this is done your probley gona start d-riden
instead of that just start abidin my rules
instead of usein refrences like "mules"
when in the end all yall are a buncha tools
i gota go luckly but ill be back to finish you
like a volcano eruptly
Big L "Tec 9 is my utensile, I fill these N****** up with so much lead, they can use their D*** as a pencil"

08-Jan-2012 11:43:14 - Last edited on 08-Jan-2012 11:44:27 by Quit Then

[#QH6FJTSQ1]

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Brushing you off like I brush dirt of my pants
Join with DJ Omni, get into tha dance
Are you serious? Think you can take me in a straight-up brawl?
You couldn't do damage to me at all
I have infinite health points and one-twenty attack
Smashing you back like a solo from Godsmack
Your rap is hated by Omni, incarnate of Zamorak
In MTG, I play a deck of black
Cause it has zombies, more alive than this Burger King
Your rap read like what monkeys fling!

08-Jan-2012 20:52:31

KaotikMemory
Jan Member 2023

KaotikMemory

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Aye Yo! pass the mic its time for me to spit some *MF*ing rhymes!
I might be out of this game for a every long time,
but right now I don't care cause I'm real *F*ing high!
I turn all your raps into dog crap,
then sit back - grab a six pack and watch yous come up with something that will be worth to call it a rap!
AS I sit here staring at this screen its 11:40 - in the evening,
I start to hear voices surrounding me,
but I look over my shoulders and theres none that I can see?
*F*! what am I thinking blazing up that much weed,
I think I'm going mentally insane cause right now I'm hearing rain?
I look out my window; its pitch black all i see is the bright streets lights and an odd black cat..
My palms are sweating; I start to feel pain,
I think I gonna hurl, *F* I better find the nearest drain.
9mins later I'm back, feeling much more relax,
With a bucket by my side just in case I start to relaspe,
Now yous had a little taste of my lyrical brain,
I'm gonna stop now before I start to inflict pain,
now let me rest,
with my hands on my chest,
And Dream about me, being better than the rest.

10-Jan-2012 14:26:26

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