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Thunfischy

Thunfischy

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you get drowned when you try to surf
you get beat up on and old mans turf
you get drunk with halfa' rum on the day of your birth
and a packet of skittles you got from perth
some people like you but only some
you got beaten on a test by someone who's one
an old woman says you are loser you are dumb
AND I OWN YOU COZ IM YOUR MOM!
noob

12-Jun-2011 12:17:37

Kamek191
Sep Member 2023

Kamek191

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Yourn name is bruce
Your aunt is a goose
You have a red hat!
What is up with thaT?
Do you have candy?
I would like your candy!
Zomg O_o I found your candy!
Now i will nom nom nom up your candy-
Wait this is supposed to be a rap.... :O -Fail

12-Jun-2011 12:56:30

Chopin II

Chopin II

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A guy made of steel
and eats lots of veal
plays with his ken (little dolls)
right under big ben
One will always ask
if he is up to the task
of braving the woods
with people full of hoods
Unfortunately, he's a ken made of steel
Not a big appeal
Especially on an automobile.
So is he up to the task?
Why don't you just go there and ask
If he really needs his little flask
to go to the woods and unmask
the hooded people.
Steel was his metal
which he made lots of kettles
He loved to play with the petals
especially the stinging nettles
Weak was he, unable to fight
as most warriors were not his height
His metal is not as bright
As Rune, the choice of the knight.
Sadly, he was on the verge of facing death,
Truly unable to catch a breath
after a large dose of crystal meth.
He was buried with ember
on a day in September,
a task to remember
as the members
thought it was December.
He was also buried with his Ken toy
People were asking, is he a boy?
No, he might just have been a decoy
who was laid there to annoy
just for the sake to enjoy.
Rest in peace, dear old friend
and you have suffered your bitter end.
You were unable to defend
in the end.
Hope you have enjoyed this rhyme
after it has come to your time
Also hope that no offence is taken
For I could be sorely mistaken
for a piece of bacon.
You could have been shaken
Only to waken
your consciousness.
Chopin II

12-Jun-2011 13:21:31 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 13:35:18 by Chopin II

Thunfischy

Thunfischy

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the clothes your wearing are so sheet
they smell worse them yo moma's armpeets
you face i so old i can smell it rot
oh just wait theirs one thing i forgot
your yo moma - your why the titanic sunk
you smell ten times worse than the stinkiest skunk
you so ugly you wear a mask and a wig
you look like fat old cranky pig!
you smell like some mould hamster turd
your so dumb you asked peter 'what is the word'
Coz your a nerd
i'll beat you in a rap any time any season i will punch you for no reason!

12-Jun-2011 14:02:11 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 14:04:59 by Thunfischy

Cyan

Cyan

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Bruce Ordel,
Your feet don't smell, o_o
how you doin' i'm well,
I'm out of ideas in case you couldn't tell.
YEAH!..... <.<
It was worth a try (crawls in hole)
EDIT: very very good rap about me <333

12-Jun-2011 14:17:36 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2011 17:31:24 by Cyan

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