You want it hard and fast? That sounds kinda strange...
Fine.. You're my next target at the Firin' Range.
You want a battle? State the Time n' Day
Okay, what im really trynna' say
Is that you honestly have no chance.
You're creepier than Steve Urkel in Pants
My raps put you in a trance
Now time for you to do a Monkey Dance
You're crossed the line... Maybe a couple strands
Dont do it again, or you will understand
what it means to be Under Land
Because you will be six feet under
and that aint no blunder
I only speak the truth
You wanna rumble? Well you just met Thunder.
mr good deeds the guy who never reads and looks like he has had a bit to much to eat
You look like a freak your raps are for neeks and ill own ur stats like a breeze so do me a favour and freeze because the chances of u doing good in life are very small indeed.
P.s u know i lov u lol cant help making my raps a bit over the top trying to get better. Always say this at the end of my raps.
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08-Jun-2011 00:24:34
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Need To Fart
You want a pint huh?
Well take a pint of this, uh-huh.
You got a pint, but I've got a gallon
Your raps have no culture but mine are from Babylon
Really your rap is next to nothing
Is that all ya got?
His name is TheOmni
he likes to eat salami
he loves to sleep
for days, for weeks
He doesn't wake up
'cuz he's dreamin' 'bout ducks
they quack quack quack
and he smacks, smacks smacks.
Slinky, stretchy and overall weak
She tries to help but she's the world's weakest link
What was tha rap supposed to be?
You trying to rap against a master like ME!
I reject your rap, it's merely crap
I am the master, I can rap faster
When I choose to own, I pwn
When you try to win, it's but a sin
PS actually i do like to eat salami
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08-Jun-2011 03:19:04
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The Omni1,
he's kind of dumb,
But when he you get to know him he's sort of fun.
When he sees you, you will definetly say,
that Omni1 should definetly stay.
Don't understand why you're so friendly
After all I'm supposed to be the ENEMY
Can't your limited brain understand
That you're nothing but a fail of a man?
The Omni1
U should think twice before u cross me prehaps u should go back to mummy and tell her u got hunger in ur tummy because right now i can see ur craps are pritty runny.
U look like crap u dont know the art of rap so why dont u sniff my but and take that!
Hey everyone, guess who's back
To land terror and have a little snack
Of a short sweet rap
And unlike yours, it doesn't taste like crap
While you were trying to succeed
I was taking a nap
But now the big bear is awake
And is now a cobra snake
Ready to choke everyone on his way
If you try to stop me, you will damn pay
So take a deep breath and pray to god
He will skip your death line and save your blood
And I'll think about it take it to my consideration
Because god only replaces me while I'm on vacation.
yo, glitters in da hizzay!
when glitters goes by all the girlys think he's fly
he goes for the babes with the big booty
if Glitters gets a girl you know shes a cutie
when he goes in the club he alwayse makes it glitter
any girl he want ...ha...he gonna get her
ya this man is outta sight
but u didnt guess, yup ...im white =P