In German:
"Frau Krankenschwester, darf ich Sie etwas fragen? *Stille*
Hallo...? *Keuch Keuch* Sagen Sie bitte meiner
Kusine, d*** ich- Argh"
In English:
"Mrs. Nurse, could I ask you something? *Silence* Hello...?
*Cough Cough* Would you please tell my cousine (female) that I- Argh"
BTW, did you know that Albert Einstein was actually part Swiss?