I see every malice yet to come, and the tactics to combat them. Nurse, write these down. I know the following, and will explain them in detail.
The cures for all diseases that were, is, and ever will be
The secret to world peace
The secret to avoid global warming
The solution to every debate, which will be ended peacefully
The formula for the Philosopher's Stone
The method of immortality
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST:
How many grains of sand are in the proverbial sands of time!
*explains all of them in detail. The nurse, unable to speak German, watches his eyes close forever.*
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