nurse: sir you have 5 minutes to live i am very sorry......
einstein: its ok atleast i smell good.
nurse: huh what do you mean?
einstein: i used randy jackson cologne....it smells tight dawg!
randy jackson: yea boi! we got a good one tonight baby!
david cook: *sings a good song*
nurse: *faints*
paula abdul: Ye that rulez!
simon: hmmm im gonna say that....your the new american idol!
einstein: congratulations cook!
randy jackson: and as another prize you win 100 bottles of randy jackson cologne cos it smells tight dawg!
einstein: dont i get some?
rnady jackson: no....
einstein: *dies*
THE END!!! lolz soz i got a bit off topic there.....
Nurse: Im sorry sir, but you are going to die soon.
Einstein: oh.....this is very sad....'tears start forming in einsteins eyes'
Einstein: When i die....tell my wife.... to stop chopping onions in my hospital room....