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King1mperial

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Hey mom, dad bought me a cat!!
and with cat i mean a house
and with bought i mean stole...
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08-May-2009 02:16:26

Doubledare33

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Hey Mom, Dad bought me the new book: Harry potter and the blue-eyed female that dashed in during Obama's Inaugration yelling "POTATOES EAT PANCAKES... YOU GOT OWND, ZEZIMA" causing every Zezima fan to kick Canadian's in the shin which made them cry because no waffles were in the granary and that World War III had started, which started because Dora the Explorer dropped her head on Germany but they didn't mind because they were reading "Harry Potter and the blue-eyed female that dashed in during Obama's Inaugration yelling "POTATOES EAT PANCAKES... YOU GOT OWND, ZEZIMA" causing every Zezima fan to kick Canadian's in the shin which made them cry because no waffles were in the granary and that World War III had started, which started because Dora the Explorer dropped her head on Germany but they didn't mind because they were reading "Harry Potter and the...
You get the idea.

08-May-2009 02:17:26

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Lightguard

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Hey mom, dad bought me zezima so he can own you if you cook barf-on-a-platter again.

09-May-2009 02:41:49

Nayr1337

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"Hey mom, dad bought me a fleet of destroyer ships and aircraft carriers."

09-May-2009 02:43:46

Titanic 27

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Hey mom, dad bought me two tons of fireworks.

09-May-2009 02:48:13

Tibi

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hey mom, dad bought me this house.get out!

09-May-2009 02:51:31 - Last edited on 09-May-2009 02:52:08 by Tibi

Last reapor

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Hey mon dad bought me a lisence to kill. You better run.....
Hey mom dad bought me a fart machine(loud fart noise) Ah man it is broken
Hey mom dad bought me George bush
hey mon dad bought me a 6 pack of beer
Hey mom dad bought me a bull horn

10-May-2009 23:04:47

Peace Cows1

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Hey mom, dad bought me the world!!
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10-May-2009 23:43:05

6194everrey

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Hey mom, dad bought me a new Chinese lighter!
Hey mom, dad bought me some magazines with "AWSOME" pictures of girls!

10-May-2009 23:45:58 - Last edited on 10-May-2009 23:46:11 by 6194everrey

Quest Pts

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Hey mom, dad bought me a noob-a-tron 2000! It turns people into noobs. Do my homework or else!
~Pen Rod~

13-May-2009 23:09:46

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