"Hey Mum, Dad just bought me a new girlfriend!"
"Hey Mum, Dad just bought me a new family!"
"Hey Mum, Dad just bought me a new slave called Mum for only 14 million dollars!"
"Hey Mum, Dad just bought me a new robot called Mum V2, as new improved Mum!"
How's that?
Hey mom, dad brought me a H4X0R program for the mafia datab ase!
(one of my friends says that his friend poured oil over a laptop, they acessed everywhere really fast, but then it went BOOM and it's over)