^ is actually Third Age Ironpariah, an ancient warrior created by Zaros.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
Partially true. I tried to tell Brassica I was really wearing Guthix armor, but he wouldn't listen.
^ killed the Evil Chicken by beating it to death with a rubber chicken.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.
^ gained a huge chunk of Cooking XP after successfully roasting an evil rubber chicken
Reportedly, the meal was a bit tough to chew, but was surprisingly tasty.
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
You can buy XP. You can't buy experience.
"...From The 'Scape" is very nearly here.