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Nosword

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i will build an impregnable fortress out of the massive amounts of pennies to keep the people after me away!

The fate of the next poster is... whenever you sneeze your gender changes Old School

07-Jan-2017 20:30:10

Artemia Ford

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Colds will never be the same anymore... I hope I can keep my wonderful, flowing, purple locks though!

The next poster will swim, neigh, DROWN in kittens!

If you can read this, then you've reached the end of my post.

07-Jan-2017 20:42:35

Nosword

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i will enjoy my cuddly suffocating demise!

The fate of the next poster is... every time you make eye contact with someone they will cry

cruel fate im sorry

Old School

07-Jan-2017 21:00:20

May

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Slain Curse

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There goes everyone I love

I'll work at a haunted house, permanently. The very sight they gaze upon me will give them the best bang for the buck, mwuhahahah... I'm terrible

The fate of the next ~~victim~~ poster will be watching over the most desolate island in the world.... Bouvet Island (look it up

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Slain Curse: The Wanderer

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07-Jan-2017 22:16:56

Nosword

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I will enjoy my isolated icy personal kingdom!

The fate of the next poster is... they can only speak by screaming Old School

07-Jan-2017 23:35:02

Soaky

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Awk awk awk! My penguin army shall reunite!

The fate of the next poster is... they are blind.

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Free fish here!

08-Jan-2017 04:15:14

Nosword

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great now i vant see ig im spelling voerrevtyly! actually how would i evebn now what to responf to

The fate of the next poster is.... They have to slay an evil dragon, but their only weapon is a spoon! Old School

08-Jan-2017 08:37:41

Soaky

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I'm pretty sure Alakazam has lent me the power of the spoon to defeat the evil dragon.

The fate of the next poster is... riding in a scary roller coaster.

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Free fish here!

08-Jan-2017 14:28:40

Nosword

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Roller coasters are great! the only scary part is the lines. and the expensive tickets

The fate of the next poster is... Every full moon they turn into a drunk monkey Old School

09-Jan-2017 02:25:02

ironpariah

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It's not so bad, except those are the nites I have to go to my mandatory AA meeting. It's not much fun for them.

The fate of the next poster is ... they perform a musical each time they log into Runescape.

12-Jan-2017 17:54:17

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