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Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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Darth Vader: Obi-wan never told you what happened to you landlord...
Luke: Meh. He told me enough. He told me you killed him. Thanks anyways. :P
Darth Vader: No... Luke... I am... your landlord...
Luke: No... no it can't be!
Darth Vader: Assurt your feelings, you know it to be true!
Luke: No... no no... NOOOOOOO!!!
Darth vader: Look, your father is Anakin Skywalker, right?
Luke: Yeah?
Darth Vader: He's the real Darth Vader. I just did this so I could collect the rent.
Luke: Oh, okay. Here it is. *gives the landlord the rent*
Landlord: Now could you take two steps back for me?
Luke: Oh, ok, su- *Luke falls* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Landlord: Works every time. ;) Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

03-Mar-2012 14:13:35

Timelordtoe
Aug Member 2009

Timelordtoe

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Luke I am your Fathers chief engineer, he asked me to tell you to not destroy the death star mark II.
Luke: I am a rebel, and shall not do as my father asks.
Engineer: Check your chest!
Luke: *sees empire tattoo on his chest* No no that's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was probably drunk.
Luke: *wakes up* *falls out of bed down onto millennium falcon* at least that was only a dream *looks at chest and sees empire tatto* No, no, that's impossible! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *wakes up* etc.

03-Mar-2012 18:32:53

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