Talking of purple stuff and juice, just recently I had some Monster Energy: Absolutely Zero. The flavour isn't that bad to be honest, but It looks like something you would put in your laundry machine instead of drinking it
Zamorak bless caffeine <3
Leveling +110 all skills and completing stuff here and there
I've never had monster energy myself, but one of my old friends had nightmares from it before he stopped drinking it. Not to mention the bad stuff inside of it!
Years ago, there were reports of rats getting into the place that mass produce canned drinks and apparently they were pee all over the cans and because of this, they would warn people to either use a straw or avoid drinking straight from the can. That wasn't Monster, I believe. But yeah, that happened.