[P 18]i started to kick the noobs who collected his tears for exp : "Get away" i shouted "they are my tears to gain xp from" they then called more people from their clan too.
In a matter of minutes, an entire noob army had amassed next to the entrance of the Lumby caves, to regain control of the chamber of tears...
and I cried, making it the Chamber of More Tears Which suddenly flooded, drowning a majority of the army and giving me a tactical advantage! I equipted my when and FURIOUSLY!!! ran away when I saw the Evil Chicken coming after me with a knife, but suddenly the Colonel from KFC threw him in the deep fryer and [P 19] then I was attacked by an evil bucket of delicious fried chicken, which I defeated by eating it happily but to my surprise I became possessed by the evil chicken. I quickly looked for a way to exorcise the malevolent being when I threw up the chicken because it was undercooked and the evil chicken vomit then raised its power level to 9001 which made Vegeta crush his scouter because he couldn't repel firepower of that magnitude and then i used up all my charges of cheese strings on a random kid with [P 20] a ancient godsword. then i stole the cape and sold it to a giant purple man to help pay for my party hat and cabbage. [T]hen I ate some disastrously decapitated doggie and got diarrhea blasphemously banging bananas.
Let's just say I think I need a nice cup of tea.
(New story!)
I was whistling past the graveyard when...
24-Mar-2011 08:42:27
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