*The arrows grab you with a grappling hook, and fearing you'll die, you climb up and ride the arrow. It later gets tired of flying and sit down on the couch, watching Handy Manny. Because they did this, you fall onto a cloud. Unfortunately, since clouds are made of condensed water, you fall through it and onto a big yellow bird. It flies into its habitat, otherwise known as Sesame Street, and, seeing as you have weapons and can kill it, leaves you there and flies away. Then, some punk in a trash can shoots you with his arrow, but you catch it and stab him with it, and he dies. His relatives pop up several minutes later and beat you up and you die. Later, the Varrock Museum finds you and puts your skeleton up on display. A necromancer mosies on in and brings all the dead stuff, that's you, hot stuff, to life and takes the prized possesion of the museum: the curator's monocle. Seeing as this is done, the necromancer flees and turns everything he brough to life, including you, hot stuff, back dead. Nobody bothered to clean up the mess because they joined your arrow in watching Handy Manny, so your skeleton is destroyed several thousand years later when the sun goes supernova and stuff*
*I shoot my arrow at myself*
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