Dear Alakazam.
I regret to inform you that your residence on this plane has been terminated and you are being moved to a lower plane (i.e hell or possibly lower).
Unlike you, who tries to hide behind others, I will be personally attending to your removal. Should you try to resist, I will be forced to use more than lethal force. Do not try me on this - there is more chance of you winning the game than there is of even scratching me with your most powerful attack.
I apologize to the families of the ninjas - although they can hardly have been elite since they didn't even make it to my FAKE house before being killed by one of my cats.
Thank you for your cooperation and I like forward to mocking your inferiority in future.
Magery, the Archaic Lord of Chaos, The Oncoming Storm, the Lord of Everything, Master of Forum Fight and King of the Hill.
The thread is now Script's.
14-Aug-2011 02:32:38