Meanwhile... The Lady makes a beautifully crafted chocolate cake sword and iced perfectly, resembling a sword any warrior would think was the real deal...
Granted, you're a sad sad man staring at his computer all day.
I wish for a lifetime supply of Fritos (MY definition, and yes I can survive off water and Fritos alone, there's never too many)
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.