Wish granted, you end up drinking a lot of soda. But then you start feeling dehydrated, so you drink more, but the dehydration gets worse. You switch to water, but you just can't stop feeling thirsty. Even when you've drunk so much water that you feel like vomiting, you still feel thirsty, like you just can't get enough. Finally you see a doctor, who does some blood tests, and then you find out that you have diabetes, which was caused by drinking all that sugary soda.