RuneScape Forum Archive | Corrupt a wish!

Rexcerant

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Wish granted, but it uh.. Melts? I have no idea what that is to be honest.

I wish for a pony.

Bow before the crab lord

30-Jun-2013 03:28:18

SwedishPagns

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Wish granted. Your new pony is Pinkamena Diane Pie, who gives you a cupcake, which is drugged. You eat the cupcake, and you wake up in an underground torture cellar, where Pinkie Pie harvests your organs and kills you.

I wish I can get away with cheating during exams. ·

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I wish I was in Dixie land

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30-Jun-2013 04:03:05

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Joshyway

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wish granted, however even cheating doesn't get you a passing grade.

I wish for a Big piece of fried chicken.

30-Jun-2013 04:06:34

Lady Agonla

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Wish granted! You're given a large piece of fried chicken but underneath all the batter is nothing but bone and sinew.

I wish I knew what to do with 20m ...

30-Jun-2013 11:29:39

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B

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Granted! But what you discover to do with the 20M involes RWT it and you get a lifetime ban!

I wish that I could wake up from sleeping quicker!

30-Jun-2013 12:20:33

Lady Agonla

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Wish granted! But its because you have a permanent night-terror condition.

I wish Jagex would listen more to there players suggestions from the suggestion forum, instead of from pod-casts or live chats.

30-Jun-2013 17:45:14

Rexcerant

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It hurts me to corrupt this wish, I love the suggestions forum, but wish granted, they only take the worst suggestions.

I wish my friend would stop annoying me to go bandosing with him.

Bow before the crab lord

30-Jun-2013 18:40:10