Granted, but now that there are better things on television, no one does anything else but watch television. This inevitably means that no more television shows are made because no one is making anymore. Thus there is now no more TV.
I wish I could ride a dinosaur attached to a rocketship.
Your Wish is granted~! But then the wish you wished is wished away while you wish for a wish with which a wish would be wished.
I wish I could speak the tongue twister : "How man cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans, a canner can can as many cans as a canner can as a canner can can cans!" : Really fast an always get it right!