Well, if you were eating ice cream because you were stressed, then I would think that a woman wouldn't waste their time with a cone, they're eating straight from the container. So I think #2 is your lie.
1. I've eaten cat food before.
2. I've eaten raw horse meat before.
3. I've eaten a cockroach before.
a) I stood at the base of the tallest tower in the world (in Dubai)
b) I have ridden a gondola boat along the Ganges river between India and Bangladesh
c) I have gone skydiving in southern Germany.
The only effective arrangement of words is
1. My kids kept taking the fruit from the bottom of the pyramid stacks at supermarket this afternoon and the last fruit they did it too a huge pile of fruit went tumbling down on to the ground
2. Through major stress this morning I either left a pair of soccer boots and 2 water bottles in a bag inside the bus or on the seat at a bus stop