*hiss* After defending the soap, glistening bubbles shine on the soap making me lose my mind rushing towards the soap jumping over the chinchompas, Dodging Arraxi's legs, uppercutting Goku, throwing garlic at the vampire bat, punching the turrets with a wild frenzy, to finally jump the wall, sinking my teeth into the glorious brick. *it tastes wonderful*
Recites from the book of all things that one shall not nominate themselves as a chosen one and corrects the defence to 60 as it now should be above
p.s. chosen ones will be listed on the front page once nominated by forumers. it only takes 1 vote for a forumer to become a chosen one! so be sure to look out
Just the other day, I bought a car. It so happened to be a Transforming car of some sort. He calls himself 'Bumblebee' and he's not alone. I am also in love with soap, cause why not. So it is only right that I asked for the help of the Autobots to protect the soap at all costs! 57 defence
I flood the whole area with water. Breath Mints are fat and float to the top, while the autobots malfunction and stop working. The soap remains in its place, with its defences gone.