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Geirrod
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Geirrod

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Once upon a time, there was a guard, who's weapons was a cool sword, and a faithful alpaca sidekick. The guard was named Fred and he was a crazy old man, who liked playing hide and stalk the Jagex moderator. But the moderator knew that he had to ban the guard for threatening other guards. But, there was just one little problem, he was a half-monkey man with no arms so he headbutted the mod and began wailing like a Gorrila, seven monkeys were also nearby screaming curses. Meanwhile, in Ape Atoll... i was still in the tanning booth, and I got tired of killing the centipedes so I went to the photo booth and killed the imp, inside the king black dragon's stomach and shoved deflated uranium till my arms were like pudding, and I suddenly died. The underworld King and Queen had twins- luke and leia who were famous for their incredible ability to kill someone in 40 ways, each of which involving numerous torture devices. They turned to me and said, "We want your soul. Submit or feel the wrath of Fred! Give up now!" I said, "NO!" Bananas fell from the sky, squashing Luke and Leia. Leaving, I saw Fred doing a round of stalking. Fred then died of hunger. I revived him by checking at lumbridge. He and the alpaca went to Varrock to see the King and Queen perform circus tricks. They did triple backflips and did so on flaming skeletal elephants. Fred tried to get popcorn, but Fred's tongue fell off. The alpaca attacked the monarchs with monkeys and they ate Fred for dinner. The king objected to the interruption of dinner and said, "Take that alpacha outta here!" A cat ran in and said," Yeah, he is a phony, a real creep," So then, the king ate the little children and the world flooded with an invasion of albino rats! The rats spreaded the ancient disease that once killed my antelope; Paul. No, that's my Pikachu! Suddenly, pikachu yelled: "fred!!!!!!!" don't jump off the wall!!! but unfortunateley, he decided to kill Pikachu. As fred reached for his sword which was

06-Sep-2010 23:39:13

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xkls

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lol a quick ASCII work I did
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13-Sep-2010 04:43:30

MyCowSayMeow

MyCowSayMeow

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first time i went i just wore boots of lightness and explorer ring and no food. and 94 cb ur be fine also lrc is better for cash and and xp then monks. its also quite good to have protection prayers but at peak times on world 84 u wont get attack in a blue moon. also upgrading ur grave stone would be a good idea and a regen brace would be good to restore hp while fishing.
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I copied and pasted other peoples posts on my thread and ******* them to myself, incase it died.

17-Sep-2010 07:34:11

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Mr Sarcastic

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18-Sep-2010 06:53:35

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