Jamila Lorde Posts: 7,608 Rune Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile YES! Lets get married on Pluto! Why does my phone suck? 26-Jul-2011 21:58:33
May 2009 MistFox15 Posts: 1,591 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile cuz its a baby... why is my power out? ((yay generater!!)) 30-Jul-2011 16:56:57
Mar 2007 Cardinal338 Posts: 820 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile You killed it when you stuck that fork in the socket Why do forks hold liquids? 31-Jul-2011 07:00:20
Feb 2018 Peff Posts: 212 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because tomatoes hate hair Why did the grape choke the obise kid? 04-Aug-2011 01:16:46 - Last edited on 22-Mar-2012 05:49:18 by Peff
Lady Deluxe Posts: 44,440 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile the grape got a fright half way down and tried to fight its way back up and got stuck! why is there a dasiy growing out of my head? 04-Aug-2011 01:32:08
Kamlic Posts: 100 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because that's where you buried your goldfish. Why are carrots so ill-tempered? 04-Aug-2011 01:42:04
Lady Deluxe Posts: 44,440 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile the grumpy man next door emptied his bladder on your carrot garden why is there a scr*w sticking out my head? 04-Aug-2011 02:58:19
Freeload Posts: 186 Iron Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because you're playing the wrong game and lost. Why does Propane smell better than Sharpies? 04-Aug-2011 04:20:44 - Last edited on 04-Aug-2011 05:23:31 by Freeload
Feb 2018 Peff Posts: 212 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because sharpies dont shower Why dont leprechauns go to college? 04-Aug-2011 12:39:21 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2012 03:47:48 by Peff
madeofmaddy Posts: 11,288 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because they like sitting on potatoes Why does my computer keep singing? 04-Aug-2011 12:46:39