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Cuz the elephants always die half way through.

why doesn't my pet rock listen to me?

11-Feb-2011 23:11:47

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because you feed it broccoli, not granite
why does my baby platypus eat sharks?

11-Feb-2011 23:13:45 - Last edited on 11-Feb-2011 23:15:08 by Nyny

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'cause he's hungry and believes the saying "there's always a bigger fish."

Why did I just completely forget camp that's less than a week away?

13-Feb-2011 04:35:57

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Because, when they mentioned "band camp" at school you thought they actually were saying that camp was banned.
Why is the above poster so campy?

24-Feb-2011 06:37:04

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He heard that players were camping RS.
Why did the iPod get thrown into the sewers?

11-Mar-2011 18:31:58

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because the person who threw it into the sewers can
why is a guitar a percussion instrument?

11-Mar-2011 18:52:23

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because I beat people over the head with it.

How did my finger get all the way over there?

16-Mar-2011 06:29:52

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It has a mind of it's own.
Are people on the otherside of the earth upside down?

16-Mar-2011 06:39:42

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Cheese.
If you weigh as much as a duck does that make you a witch?
Monty Python Q.^

16-Mar-2011 06:58:50 - Last edited on 16-Mar-2011 06:59:15 by Elder Weapon

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Only if you float as well, like wood.
Why can you cut meat for stew without a knife?

18-Mar-2011 07:22:09

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