Maurum Posts: 3,071 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile His voice actually will change again, but they don't want you to know that... Shh! Don't let them know I told you! Why don't brutal green dragons drop brutal green dragonhide? 13-Feb-2013 07:31:09
Deltaslug Posts: 32,671 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile because they're really cuddly on the inside with a cream filling Why do the rogues live all the way out in the wilderness in that deep dark fortress? 13-Feb-2013 13:50:18
Jul 2012 Hexie Kazumi Posts: 3,023 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because the chaos ele farted. Why do flowers glow in upside down unicorn hairs? 15-Feb-2013 03:44:27
2mining Hero Posts: 726 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Hah, do you really not know that? Flowers glow in upside down unicorn hairs because in downside up unicorn hairs, elves make Guthix weep and the XP people get from those tears fuel the fires of the Earth. How do I become a clock? 15-Feb-2013 05:06:53
Jan 2018 Hagrid is Posts: 2,436 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile You give the Nex a wig. Explain to me what a Spork is. 15-Feb-2013 05:29:46
Deltaslug Posts: 32,671 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile dice up into small pieces, add bbq sauce, a dash of tobasco sauce, then a cup of arsenic. Why don't the rocks sing to me? 15-Feb-2013 13:53:59
2mining Hero Posts: 726 Steel Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Asparagus. Why do bears party by decapitating pixies? 16-Feb-2013 01:14:49
Jul 2012 Hexie Kazumi Posts: 3,023 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because the pixies were sharks, obviously. Why do thingummywuts fly to the top of the bottom of the hole? 17-Feb-2013 08:20:25
Quartzbug Posts: 283 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because if they flied to the bottom of the top, they'd be in the same place. Why don't bronze dragons drop bronze dragonhide? 26-Feb-2013 02:06:17
SwampMonsta Posts: 35,188 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Because the green dragons and blue dragon teemed up in a gang and threatened to kill them. Why are we still here?> 26-Feb-2013 05:59:34