No but david did say not to eat your lampshade with a spork if the heating bill hadnt been paid within the last 4 days.
Why would you put an upside down leopard in a basement half filled with hotsauce if the price of coal was estimated to be fourteen times what it was this time last year two and one half years from now, providing you purchase a gallon of milk between now and then?
It would say "just kidding i really am him! just kidding i'm a mascot! just kidding i'm a forest fire!"
how much stone would a stonechuck chuck if a stonechuck could chuck stone?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Because they don't have shoes
Why are cookies awesome?
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Because they're used for absorbing all the yucky milk.
Why don't Runner hats have feet?
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