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Deltaslug

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I can't because when I flip light switches, the universe divides by zero and techno-polka starts playing.

someone start playing techno-yodelling-polka for me.

15-Feb-2020 19:05:23

Jul

2019

Legaia 2 Pla

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I can't because I'm playing Rise Against right now.

Someone bring me a donut. ^_^

20-Feb-2020 23:00:01

Feb

2007

Pippyspot

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I can't because the donut shop is shut

Find me some fooood

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04-Mar-2020 21:42:51

Deltaslug

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I can't because I need to iron my cat.

Someone bring me a new ironing board.

07-Mar-2020 00:48:22

Feb

2007

Pippyspot

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I can't because it won't fit through the catflap

Make me less tired

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08-Mar-2020 17:59:21

Nov

2016

SfBrave

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I can't because your favourite place ran out of your favourite energy-boosting drink.

Please bring back forum titles.

09-Mar-2020 06:56:43

Feb

2007

Pippyspot

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I can't because titles have vanished

Let me have some good luck today

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10-Mar-2020 17:18:33

Deltaslug

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sorry, burned all my luck getting 30 straight Rare Drop Table rolls of Gold Stone Spirits

help me stay sane while trying to do Yak Track 2.0

27-Mar-2020 17:41:07

Nov

2016

SfBrave

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I can't because there is no sanity left to spare.

Please keep RS servers online.

28-Mar-2020 07:05:45

score goal

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I can't because I ran out of data

Please have nice day ^_^

28-Mar-2020 14:13:37

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