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Awesher

Awesher

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Oiz
Wanted: Dead or Alive, Whichever he least prefers
Reward: A shiny bus token I found on the way to the subway
Crimes: HE HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY MAD, He has bashed every forum, every subforum, every thread, every post, every wall, every shortpost, every paragraph, every sentence, every fragment, every word, eery letter, every pixel, every byte, with Stinging criticism about their mere existence, despite not knowing the fact that what they're doing is just related to a mere medical condition. Also HE HAS DESTROYED FALADOR, RANSACKED VARROCK, RAISED AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES IN MORTYANIA, STOLE GUTHIX'S POWERS FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL USE ON WHATEVER OIZ'S DO, ARMED THE BLACK KNIGHTS WITH DRYGORE WEAPONRY AND EVEN RELEASED NEX OUT OF HER PRISON.

What?! He hasn't done anything I said above? WELL ARE WE GOING TO WAIT UNTIL HE DOES?!

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12-Mar-2014 14:11:08 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2014 14:24:41 by Awesher

Cyanid
Jan Member 2006

Cyanid

Posts: 24,133 Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
awesher

wanted: dead
reward: post count
crimes: built a great wall of china on this thread.


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12-Mar-2014 15:31:16

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Awesher, I'd like to inform you that I've only done 98% of that wall. I haven't gone completely mad, some parts are missing.

Very Mad Guy
Wanted: Alive
Reward: A nice poem
Crimes: None actually, I just want to say thanks for that nice poem on the other thread =P
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

12-Mar-2014 23:30:24 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2014 23:30:46 by Shifu

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
JamesEdison1

Wanted: Dead
Reward: How about I won't kill you?
Crimes: Making it difficult to know if its a "1" or an "L".
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

13-Mar-2014 22:30:19

Shifu
Dec Member 2010

Shifu

Posts: 3,595 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Rachall

Wanted: Alive (So she can suffer more of my bad poetry! *Laughs evilly*
Reward: A blindfold so you can't see my poetry
Crimes:

Insulting a guy who makes poetry,
Though it is bad, I agree,
It brings me much glee,
I suggest you flee,
Before an arrow hits your knee.

Selling the phat it was a mistake,
For it, my heart it does ache,
But at your offer of cake,
My stomach does awake,
I just hope it is not fake.
If you only do what you can do, you will never be more than you are now.

13-Mar-2014 23:02:36 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2014 23:04:37 by Shifu

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