Zarpholagus Project News:
* Project Fire: A defense against our obvious weakness, being burnt to death. - 46%
* Project Teleport - 29%
Zarpholagus has created mass amounts of food, which is now available for purchase (cheap). 1 Ton of Food (Corn, wheat, muffins and pie) for 500,000 of your foreign money.
Zarpholagi have provided evidence that there is a new threat: Devil Moles. Our plants have seen them through their roots. Devil Moles eat ore and gems, which may be the reason behind the lack of oil, iron, and other precious minerals. But more importantly, they travel by tunnel. We believe that underneath the Earth's crust there may be an intricate tunnel system leading to every nation, every building, everywhere. This must be destroyed. We have decided to massively grow poison mushrooms in the tunnels.
Our mages have discovered a way to defy gravity using a simple spell. We have opted for this rather than expensive space travel (Remember, plants breathe CO2, not oxygen so we can suvive in space as long as we bring water.)
02-Dec-2008 19:59:40