The chickens, cuz they would peck him to death. (Believe me, I've personally seen what even ten chickens can do if they all go at once.)
FERRET OF DOOM (lvl 9001) or Nomad? (Keep in mind that although the FERRET OF DOOM has 40,000,000 lp, Nomad can do an all but 1 lp hit, which would do 39,999,999 damage)
FERRET OF DOOM cause its awesome and I dont like Nomad -.- He killed me too many times for my liking... Although I beat him in the end!
KingBlackDragon VS Chaos Elemental
Moss Giant, purely because they are green.
The Assassin (badass ninja from Devious Minds and the Temple at Sennisten) vs. Vannaka?
Ramsay Bolton is the king we deserve.