*Gets chaotic maul, bRoKeS CAPS LOCK, GETS CHAOTIC MAUL AGAIN, SLAPS ALL PEOPLE ABOVE ME WITH A MASSIVE BLOW OF 1000 HITSPOINTS AND EATS A PIZZA WHILE SMACKING YOU CONSTANTLY WITH ONE HAND HOLDING A RAPIER POKING YOU IN THE OTHER HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
:D
*proves Emdac wrong*
You can't hit 1,000 hitpoints, nor can you hit 1,000 damage, because 990 hitpoints is the max.
*bans your weapons and you have no way of using them, not even hackinzgz*