Greetings, people, welcome to a super gay noob story! I find that anything gay related is lacking, and the past few times I've posted a gay noob story, I put the word "Gay" in the title, causing some homophobic jerk to report my story to Jagex, and causing Jagex to freak out and close down my thread. While I initially branded Jagex as homophobes, I now think it's because I put the title "gay" into the title. I'm now going to be more subtle.
Got a problem with gay people? Then the back button is on your screen. Please click it, and leave those of us, who don't have a problem with it alone. Those of you who are staying: welcome. Many rainbows will spout forth from the ground due to our collective gayness!
So let's begin with an introduction to what this story is about.
*Ahem*
In a land full of boring straight boys, Social media drama, and immature references to the number 69, A young gay boy named RainbowRid3r gives up trying to be popular at school, and joins The MMORPG we all know and love: Runescape. Soon he meets two friends, Angry B1rdy, and P1xi3dust. Soon, they meet a local level 138 asshole named WangoTango88, who starts making fun of both RainbowRid3r's gayness, and the noobiness of all three of our protagonists, causing RainbowRid3r to brazenly challenge WangoTango88 to a duel in the Duel Arena. A battle which makes RainbowRid3r determined to defeat, Wango, and then surpass him. Before Ted retreats to his PKer clan's Citadel, RainbowRid3r tells him "I will defeat you one day!" to which Wango laughs in his face, and then teleports to the Clan Citadel, unaware of the enemy he just made.
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
01-Feb-2019 07:25:44
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