A boss was waiting in his office one day when he noticed that all of his workers were missing. He waits a few more minutes before the first worker comes in.
"Why were you late?" Sounding exhausted, the worker says, "Sorry boss, but my car broke down on the way to work so I tried the bus, but the bus broke down so I hailed a cab, but the cab broke down but fortunately I was near a stable, but the horse ran so fast it had a heart attack and I had to jog the rest of the way."
The boss thinks nothing of it and sends the worker off. The next 2 workers come in to check in and the boss asks them the same question, "Why were you late?"
The workers give the boss the exact same reason, "Sorry boss, but my car broke down on the way to work so I tried the bus, but the bus broke down so I hailed a cab, but the cab broke down but fortunately I was near a stable, but the horse ran so fast it had a heart attack and I had to jog the rest of the way."
The boss thinks that he must be losing his mind but sends the workers off anyways. Finally, the last worker comes in and the boss says, "Let me guess, your car broke down on the way to work so you tried the bus, but the bus broke down so you hailed a cab, but the cab broke down but fortunately you were near a stable, but the horse ran so fast it had a heart attack and you had to jog the rest of the way?"
The worker said, "No boss, you got it all wrong, you see, there were so many frickin broken down cars, buses, cabs, dead horses and crazed joggers in the streets, it was impossible to get through."
15-Apr-2018 16:50:49
