A group of lunatics are onboard a plane.
While in the air, a lot of noise is heard from the cabin and the plane begins to violently shake. The pilot asks the copilot to go into the cabin to see what's wrong. A few minutes later, the copilot comes back into the cockpit.
"The passengers are playing football."
The pilot says "Why are they playing football? This is an aeroplane! Make them stop!"
So the copilot goes back into the cabin. A few minutes later the noise stops and the plane stops shaking. The copilot comes back into the cabin.
"That was quick! How did you do it?"
"I told them to go play outside."
17-May-2019 21:56:34