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Add me to it.
Race: human
Job: Mage
Attitude: cranky, is highly annoyed by noob.
Personaliy: is very magical
Pitch: deep and scary
First role
Noob: can we have cake?
Assassin: no idiot that's the troll den!
Noob goes into trolls den. But all of a sudden a fireball hits noob on the head and nearly kills him
Me: don't go past here, fool, unless you want to be kil- what's he doing?
Assassin: crying for cake; you'll get used to it
Me: well off with him. COSSSSSMIIIIIICCCCCC ARAAAAHAHAHAHAHUH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Noob explodes and dies.
Assassin: thanks but we need to teach him.
Me: whatever
I do a spell and he appears here.

10-May-2011 03:35:11 - Last edited on 10-May-2011 03:38:19 by [#E7KMGBCYC]

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I will post this on every page or so, to prevent confusion, bewilderment, and absolute befuddlement:
To clarify, a few quotes from deadassassin:
29th of July, 2009
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At the top of a spambump:
EVERYONE IMPORTANT NEWS TO NOOB YOU MUST LOOK IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to make a new member's account for personal reasons, so I will make ONE MORE SEASON FINALE NOOB STORY BEFORE I MAKE MY NEW ACCOUNT! But, I will continue to make noob stories, just not on this account, I hope you'll all recognize me in my new account 21 days after today... Please believe who I am next month, I love this story so I will let it live on my next account not on this one...


At the end of the following story later that day:

THIS IS THE LAST NOOB STORY FOR NOW! UNTIL I MAKE MY NEW ACCOUNT! NOOB FANS KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE AND MY NEW ACCOUNT WILL TAKE OVER! WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH ZAMMY IN THE FRAY? FIND OUT NEXT MONTH! ON NOOB! AND IN HUGE DEICATION TO BOYSON!


A consolation post, that evening; Just after the story:
Try not to freak out until my account credits expire. . This is my last post for now! Good bye, plz dont be mad, I'll make more stories next month and don't be tricked by liars!

His last post, on any of the forums since August 3, 2009:
Ok i lied, Ill update on the last day of my credits expiring to tell u needed info
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As you can see, I don't think he will be back anytime soon; I have saved this thread at least twice, one time it was at the bottom of PAGE 50, WHERE THREADS DON'T COME BACK FROM..

So you know, this means you CANT be in his story.. besides, I asked first.

15-Jul-2011 17:46:05

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