Chapter 28:The Battle
Homey Man111: Maybe I joined your party a bit late...
Deadassasin3: Aw, cheer up, Dadeathdeala said WE were famous!
Noob: When do I get to ride a limo?
Sir Boyson: Don't start.
Dot921: No do! I'm bored...
Big Boy: It's a rip off we have to go see the elves!
SDHQ: Not even my high ranking position can stop him, we must do this.
Yeah:Yeah!
Luis: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
77fire: O.K you noobs!!!!! You have been arguing and we haven't gotten anywhere.
Groovy Gal: Yah lets all chill and have some cheeeeeeeeeeeese...
00no4: Look whos talkin Noob, cheese is lame.
Groovy Gal: U WANA TUSTLE?
Mrs. Noob: Yah n00b, totally lool!
Deadassasin3: Who says "tustle" any more?
*Noob starts by whacking Homey on the back, in which Homey rails on him with his Abyssal whip, killing him instantly, then Homey locks in a duel with Dot, while Groovy is attacking 0no4 with 77fire on her side, Deadassasin3 fights Big Boy and is knocked unconcious, Boyson runs around stabbing everyone with his DDS++, Noob joins the fray going to cake mode by screaming'TIME TO BAKE SOME CAKE!', Yeah keeps yelling his usual oversaid catchphrase while Luis screams like a girl and runs away, Mrs. Noob just watches,Deadassasin3 is the only standing and says*
Deadassasin3: Look, a cake!
*Noob deactivates mode*
Noob: Where?
* Deadassasin knocks him unconscious*
*2 hours later*
Homey and Dot: Why did you lock everyone in cages?
Deadassasin3: 2 reasons, the fight, and I thought it would make our viewers laugh, especially me. Ain't that right lovely audience?
Noob: That cage was yummy!
Sir Boyson: You have to be kidding me...
Big Boy[ who was not put in a cage]: Everyone! I understand our plight! Entertaining the good people in the Internetcan be tiresome so we're going on vacation!
Luis: Oh nonononononooooo. You have a job fellas.
Yeah: Yeah!
Big Boy: I'll give ya both 1 coin.
Luis: WOW! Dadeathdeala never pays us that much! We get one coin per decade! I'm in.
Yeah: ME TOO!
SEE ANOTHER NOOB!
11-Mar-2009 20:58:00
