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Ancient Drew

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Me so sick of dis world.

We is supposed to be strongest, that why Big High War God choose us? Then he laugh at us, spit at us, throw us. World laughs at us. We isn't strong, we is a joke. We is yucky.

Me stands up and looks at us. We fights over nothing. What happen to glory? What happen to things that make us goblins? Me sick to death of dis place. Me burns it down starting with house. Then me walks out.

Goblins is yucky. Me is goblin, and me is shamed.

Then voice say in head:

"Why do you feel ashamed, dear spark? Why do you extinguish what could be with self pity?"

Me no pity self, me says, me is disgusted with self. We lets ourself get stamped on, laughed at, even spat at. We has no pride, no proper dignity.

"Oh, but you do have pride and dignity. Bandos almost snuffed out the flames within your hearts, but I can help you relight that fire. I can allow you to take in the light and the warmth of this sweet blessing of never having to be mocked again. Call upon your fellow people the word of the Queen of Ashes, and you will all enjoy the warmth of your new fires."

Now me sees something different. Me sees not field of grass and mud and stupid goblin tents that has nothing worth looking at. Instead me sees something really pretty. There world of fire, in lots of colours and shapes. Then eye in brain goes really fast, right, left, straight ahead, left, left, up into sky...

Then me lands on ashy cloud, and me sees pretty lady made of different fires. Red, green, grey, white, blue...it look like really nice dress on really pretty girl. And it not hot, but nice and warm. Me can relax here.

"Yes, you know tranquillity in the flame. You understand peace, light and warmth from the flame. Join my cause, give this flame to the world, let them bathe in its glory."

Me do it. We no need Big High War God. Me burn old world that laugh at us, and we make new one from ash. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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15-Jun-2016 21:30:01

Ancient Drew

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Me starts work now.

Wood from old house still smoking and glowing orange. Me blows air on it with cloth, and fire wakes up again. It look pretty.

"Yes...fire never dies. It can spring to life even from the most dead of things, and death can provide new life. Even when it is all burned to ash, it provides new life and the fire can keep burning. Keep lighting the fire, see the wonder that can come from it, dear spark!"

Me keeps going. Me never give up hope. Hope is fire too!

Other goblins comes to see what me is doing. They no know my work. But they sees fire, and they says it pretty too. They no know, but they is looking up to it. They soon look up to her too, me hopes.

One of them comes up to me and says, "We no know what you is doing, but it look nice. Can we join in?" Me surprise and listens for her voice, and she says back,

"Let them join in too, dear spark. They are sparks too, and the more sparks we have, the more flames can spring forth. Bring as many sparks as you can unto the flames, and see true beauty come forth!"

Me nods with smile, and they take cloths and fan fire with me.

While we blows wind on flames in burnt house, we sometimes sees different colours in fires. Sometimes blue, yellow, pink, green, normal fire mixed with different colours we no usually see.

"Light the fire, my dear sparks! Light the fire on this old building, and in your hearts in the name of the Queen of Ashes!"

One goblin asks, "Who that?" Me tells him, "That Queen of Ashes. She new god for us." The other goblins look scared and angry, then me says to them, "Big High War God wrong. We isn't weak at all. All we needs is to light fire in hearts, bring flame to world and build something new. We no need to be laughed at any more." And they calms down and looks happy again. We keeps blowing wind on wood, until whole wreck covers up with fires of all different colours. Work done for now. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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15-Jun-2016 22:07:28

Ancient Drew

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Old house burns, but now we goes back to place where me meet her. Me feels it, and now they feels it too. We looks around place.

We looks left. There meadows of flame here, more colours than rainbow, little fires in big fires like flowers in grass. We looks right. There massive sea of fire, a blue sea with little purple flames jumping from it like fishes. There no smoke to hide it, we sees it in all glory. This world made of fire, but it not hot. It warm, peaceful, it make us calm. We feels so different with her than we did with Big High War God. She no laugh at us, she know what we is and she love us for it. And we loves her.

She comes to us, bright flames covering her like pretty dress.

"Welcome, my dear sparks. I have seen your past, the humiliation you have suffered. You have been downtrodden so much by your world, by Bandos. He was cruel to promise you glory and then treat you like filth, squandering the potential your fires hold for the quick wasteful burning of a pathetic, bloody war. He did not understand the true meaning of a flame. Flames are to last, and they are not to stop burning. Wars stop, life stops. But a flame, a true flame like the spirit, does not stop even when there is nothing but ash. It keeps burning, giving off light, warmth, energy, potential. It is the only thing that is truly immortal in the universe. Now go, my dear sparks. Take from within yourselves the eternal fires which you truly are! Eternal flames like love, nature, destiny, the soul! Show all of creation the meaning of true fire!"

And the place made of fire vanish, and we is back with old house still burning. We leaves this place. We has more fires to make. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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16-Jun-2016 06:49:54

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New fire starts at cabbage patch. We burns cabbages until they is all black and smoking, and they keeps burning after that. Then more cabbages grows from old burnt ones. Now we knows what she talking about.

Huge cabbage comes up from ground and talks. Cabbages no talk, but this one does.

"Behold the almighty font of the delicious, Brassica Prime! Green fleshy beings, what business have you with my divine ecosystem? Burning a cabbage will only make it more delicious! Eat it, taste the power!"

We no eat them though. Far as we know, they is for burning only. Everything burns, and it all grow back from things that is burned. That nature as well as eating.

"Yes my dear sparks, you all understand now. The flame is a vital part of the ecosystem as well. It provides destruction as well as light and warmth. The fire is a perfect chaotic balance, perfect for the world I envisage. The flames consume the living, and new life rises from the ash of the dead. This proves that fire is a true natural agent. Continue to burn that which is around you, use the flame and you can grow a new world from the ashes of this old world. Just like you wanted. A world better than the one here, better than Yu'biusk. Continue to embrace the flames!"

We hears her. She our Queen now, and she show us way. We no get laughed at ever again!

Even when first cabbages is black soot with orange glow inside, new cabbages grows from it and some of them catches fire too. Me sees some seeds from new plants falling on black bits and starting to grow. If it work for cabbages, could it work for people? It must. She know truth, she tell us it. We has to bring fire to more things, and to people, to give out her word! If they gets destroyed, they no laugh at us. If they comes with us, they gives more to the flames. For glory of Queen of Ashes, champion of downtrodden! Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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16-Jun-2016 20:42:54

Ancient Drew

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We moves on to Falador, big city of humans that worship God of Shiny Light. It between cabbage patch and old village where we comes from. They sharp in city, so we has to be careful not to get caught by guards. They ignores us if we far from them, but if goblins gets too close they cuts us down. And me hears of these 'temple knights' that sneaks around with business. They may be really strong, so we waits until sun sets when guards make way on break for new guards at night. We goblins not strong or smart, but we knows some tricks.

There garden at north of city, plenty that can burn there. But more humans is guarding it, tending to plants and watching ground for moles. And there old man sitting on chair enjoying himself with tea. They no know danger coming for them. They no know she come for them.

Old man walks off, me no know where. Gardeners turns their backs and sows more seeds. We takes chance while we can. Me starts by throwing rock at pot with plant, and it smashes. When humans turn to noise, we starts setting fire to rest of place. Half of garden set on fire, and humans run away. Guards and knights in white armour comes for us, but it far too late. We did it. She make mark on this city. They stumbles around trying to stamp flames out, but fire only rises up. They only makes her flame stronger trying to put it out. We laughs just as they laugh at us in past.

Now old man turns up with more humans. They looks a bit stronger and smarter than guards and knights, and they is wearing different armour with more patterns. They knows their stuff, and they means business. This gonna be fun.

They takes out special cloths that put out flames. They stops our work for her! We has to stop them, and keep the fire burning in her name! Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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17-Jun-2016 16:20:16

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Suddenly the cloths they tries to put fire out with catches fire themselves. Blue, green, orange, pink...she come. Flames of all colours comes together, and they shapes into pretty woman with fiery dress. They shapes into her, our Queen.

Her skirt of fire swishes, and whole garden, even walls sets light. White stone catch rainbows of fire. And she say,

"I am the Queen of Ashes. I am here to burn this imperfect world to its core, then reshape it to true perfection. All the cruelties that extinguish the sparks of the downtrodden shall burn away, and I shall give true light to the world."

Old man say to her, "Saradomin will never allow you to burn his world, false goddess! This is his bounty, and we will not allow harm to come to it!" Our Queen turn to him and say,

"It is too late, zealot of Saradomin. I have already lit the sparks of the downtrodden, and they will bring my light to Gielinor. The order that stifles them shall turn to ash. The chaos and strife that haunts them shall be eased by the light and warmth of the flame. I brought balance to countless worlds through fire, and your god will not extinguish them."

That right. We never get snuffed. We is gonna burn this world, and create heaven where we doesn't have to be laughed at, spat at or thrown! Big High War God wrong to put us down. We burn his memory too. God of Shiny Light humans follow wrong too, they stamps on us and treats us like dirt everywhere. God of Dark Fire destroy us in countless numbers, and his Huzamogaarb eats people. We nearly lose everything, but now our Queen has come. She gonna deliver us to perfect heaven of fire!

Then blinding blue light come down and God of Shiny Light come upon her, putting out most of flames in garden.

"I will not allow you to burn Gielinor, Queen of Ashes. This is my world, and my people share in its bounty."

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19-Jun-2016 16:27:15

Ancient Drew

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Her eyes blaze, dress start to hiss. Wall lit by new flames.

"You can stall the flame, but you will never extinguish the spark, Saradomin. Your attempts to stifle them only serve to feed the flame; you caused more chaos than Zamorak by pursuing order."

God of Shiny Light bend knees slightly and his hands gets tight round his staff.

"Do not compare me with Zamorak, infernal Queen. I am the one true god who shall guide Gielinor to peace and prosperity."

His staff glows blue. More fire come from her hands, she take steps and footprints leaves rainbow fires. They is gonna fight.

Old man shout at his men, and they comes at us goblins with swords. We throws jars with fires at them, and we tries to push all humans in fire. Our Queen and God of Shiny Light grow big as mountain and grab each other. It all out war in this city.

Our Queen shout at God of Shiny Light,

"You delude yourself. It is gods like yourself who impose your orders on downtrodden mortals and compress the sparks within their hearts. I will awaken these sparks and burn the universe with the resulting inferno!"

He wrestle out of her arms and throws staff in ground; cracks shows in earth and light bursts from them.

"Gielinor has no place for infernal beings who would destroy it, Queen! I will not allow you to raze this planet to the cosmos!"

They starts blasting each other with beams of light and fireballs of all colours. Some comes from themselves, some comes from sky and earth. They no hold back.

Then knights in black armour comes with sign of God of Dark Fire, and they attacks us and Shiny Light knights. "In the name of the god of chaos, Zamorak, we will spill the blood of our enemies!" Now it get even more fun for us goblins. Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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19-Jun-2016 18:30:17

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God of Dark Fire come up too.

"Well, it seems the Queen of Ashes has decided to pay us a visit. Those who embrace chaos, rend her followers and Saradomin's dogs to oblivion!"

Knights in black start to roar and they charges into garden.

Our Queen talk to us while fighting God of Shiny Light.

"My dear sparks, while Zamorak conjures up flames by himself, he does not understand the true meaning of fire. Teach it to him and the disciples of chaos! And rise up against those who would suppress the flames in your hearts!"

We takes our jars and we throws them at everyone and everything we sees. We has to set fire to everything if we wants to make new world.

God of Shiny Light calls out to his people.

"The time has come to protect this city and these people! We must fight against the darkness that invades this world!"

There only handful of us goblins and bout 20 knights fighting for God of Dark Fire. Everyone else, there is hundreds of them, knights in white and tons of little symbols, garden workers, normal people, even shop workers. All of them is cheering for God of Shiny Light and they takes anything they finds to fight back.

We hurls jars of fire at everything, flowers, grass, people, houses, shops, even walls. Anything they hits is covered in fire of all kinds of colours and patterns, and it make her happy to see it all burn. All humans slashes at each other with swords, shields, firing crossbows, tools, even food. Whole city utter mayhem, and me knows that this what goblins is here for. We fight for Big High War God before, and he make us weak. And now we fights for our Queen, and she make us strong. She really light sparks inside us, and we is letting it loose now! Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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19-Jun-2016 22:08:10

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Some people who was in city is pulling bottles of stuff set on fire out, and they says, "Hail Lord Zamorak!" They starts to set fire to city as well. Our Queen so pleased with progress, and we soon set fire to world! We make new heaven from this old world where they laughs at us, she promise us! And now humans who follow Gods of Shiny Light and Dark Fire ignores us and starts fighting each other. Even God of Shiny Light stops fighting our Queen to fight God of Dark Fire. And she have big smile on her burning face.

"The time has come now, my dear sparks. It is time to greet your new world starting with this city. Go down into the mines and kill 50 scorpions, and extract their poison. Spare our jars for the moment; they must be saved for the true flame that shall engulf the land that has humiliated and suppressed you so. When enough poison has been taken, go underneath the White Knights' Castle where Saradomin's soldiers are based and pour it in the cellars. Then lure as many of his and Zamorak's followers into the castle..."

We understands you, my Queen. We gonna set fire to this world starting with this city, then we spreads to rest of world! We kill scorpies, sneak under castle and makes it go boom. Now we takes few jars we has left and throws them at humans. They is coming to castle. Here it comes...

Massive ball of flames with thousands of colours bursts out of cellar and covers castle. Fire spreads to buildings, grass, walls of city...nothing get spared by the fire. Gods of Shiny Light and Dark Fire stop fighting, they no believe what just happen. She win this pathetic fight when they no look. Me looks from top of castle and it look so pretty, rainbow of flames whirling through and out of city. She rise up and take us all out to west, out of city, safe from flames so we gets to set fire to more. We is gonna burn the world! Prepare for hell on RuneScape in Naval Cataclysm!

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22-Jun-2016 17:04:47

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Four months gone. We stands on ash floating in air above world with her, and we watches cities burn with all different colours. Flames is spreading to touch each other, and they makes amazing patterns and shapes. Everything burning except for forest and big city of shiny stone in west. Me asks our Queen why fire no burn it.

"The goddess of light and harmony, Seren, resides there with her elves. Her power is far greater than my own. For now at least. Before we can begin to bring our flames to her city, we must burn the rest of the world. We go to the Cursed Archipelago, my dear sparks."

Me remembers that Big High War God make us fight anything and anyone no matter what, and we die in huge number. Our Queen knows better than he did. It no good starting fire on something that too hard to burn. We needs to get stronger. We goes to islands on other side of world. She warn us of another god, one that have loads of tendrils and make people see nasty things. We goes to burn that god.

She fly down closer to water and light fire in her hands.

"PREPARE YOURSELF, XAU-TAK! YOU WILL SEAR IN THE ASHES OF MY SPARKS!"

Then she throw huge fireballs at sea, and tentacles come out and hit them. Then huge black city come out from water, city much bigger than Falador and with weird shape to it. And horrible voice come out and other goblins starts whimpering...

"Do you think you can bring fire to the ocean, goblins? You can't. There is a darkness that shall swallow your sparks and extinguish them. This is Xau-Tak."

Me sees nothing but black city and we is all in it. We no see each other. All me sees is walls and houses close in and grab me slowly. Tendrils strokes my throat and they squeezes tighter...

Then me sees walls burn up in all colours, and our Queen come to us. Now me sees other goblins with me.

"Do not give up hope, my sparks! True fire never dies!"

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23-Jun-2016 16:12:02

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