The music cues, and hipster Zimzams walks in, his giant hunkalicious abs hurting from a lack of not being amazing. All the ladies faint, and he walks onto his Warped Demonic Throne of Awesomeness. After making himself comfortable, he takes a sip of his Moonlight Mead tea, and faces the audience before him. Leaning on his throne is the scythe that came with his Harold Death costume.
"Wait, what is going on, why didn't I get any memo?!" protests Zemouregal, who happened to be the only person in the room not dressed for Halloween. Enakhra, dressed in a witch outfit, and Moia, dressed in an equally inappropriate maid outfit (glasses and bunny ears included), burst out laughing. The Page 51 Monster, wearing small Araxxor themed socks on his tentacles, joins in and throws a shoe at an incrementally infuriated Zemouregal. Also present I guess is Hazeel, dressed as a giant penguin, and Khazard, who is apparently dressed as a ghost.
The hello kitty clock strikes 13:37pm, and hipster Zimzams begins the meeting, folding his fingers with much calculated evil. "As you all know," he says, "the Sliske Fanclub Fellows are having their yearly Halloween Bash today at the Hair of the Dog Inn. Our secret sources have informed us that this year, President Relomia Bestgirl Shadowrelomia von BeforeverSliske will take the club on a tour of Sliske's Shadow Castle in the Shadow Realm, where the Stone of Jas is currently located.
"Now, we have no freaking clue how Relomia into'd the Shadow Realm, but it is highly likely that Sliske hasn't found out yet. Therefore, I have gathered the lot of you today in order to let you prove yourselves that you are not completely incompetent (particularly Zemouregal) in an underground heist mission to reclaim the Stone of Jas.”
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28-Oct-2020 07:31:08