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Alurnnn

Alurnnn

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I just found this in my old files, apparently I was supposed to spam with this somewhere on the forums here.
*kneels down and carefully opens a briefcase*
*sees a shiny, big F5 button*
*picks it up and gently licks it*
F5.. how I love you..
Oh, I love you so!
You...
*SONG*
REFRESH MYYY WORRRRRRRRRRLDDDDD
OH WHEN I'M SITTING ON A CHAN
DISCUSSING PHILOSOPHY WITH THE CLAN
I SUSPECT A REPLY
SO I PRESS F5
WHEN I FEEL YOUR COLD, HARD PLASTIC SURFACE
I GO TO ANOTHER PLACE
A PLACE FULL OF BUTTONS AND MAGIC
AND THERE IN THE CROWD OF MEMES AND KEYBOARDS
I SEE YOU, F5
STANDING THERE POSING NICELY
EYECANDY TO ALL, I STARE AT YOUR PHYSIQUE
I WANT TO PRESS YOU
I WANT TO PRESS YOU ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT
I LOVE YOU F5
I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET
I WANT A PICTURE OF YOU IN MY LOCKET
I WANT TO PRANCE WITH YOU IN MEADOWS
I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU LIKE SCARECROWS
LET'S BE TOGETHER
TOGETHER FOREVER
YOU AND I, F5
WE'LL PLEASURE EACHOTHER TIMES FIVE
I'LL TRANSFORM MY FINGERS INTO BOMBERMAN ACTION FIGURES
YOU CAN LICK THEM
I'D LET YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU F5
OH HOW I DO
YOU ARE MY WORLD
MY UNIVERSE
LET ME TOUCH YOU
LET ME PRESS YOU
REFRESH MY WORLD
REFRESH MY WORLD

11-Feb-2011 03:17:46

Alurnnn

Alurnnn

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Huh, what? What happened?!
I'm a little freaked out, sorry. My cat just told me about how he thinks he should learn how to lactate parking tickets.
I told him he didn't have 'nipples and he ran off crying.
Silly cat.
edit: the censor should cease to exist here, if anywhere. (less kids go on the forums amirite)

28-Feb-2011 00:39:06 - Last edited on 28-Feb-2011 00:39:39 by Alurnnn

Alurnnn

Alurnnn

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Bumping. This thread almost has a bruise from all the bumping. Nah, I kid!
However I fear it'll eventually get maxed from all the bumping that is done. I'm seriously not going to stop bumping LOL. I told Zappo I would!
I made a rip-off of her story like uh.... two years ago? I got in trouble and then I made sure I'd bump this one forevar :)
<3

07-Mar-2011 18:41:56

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