=}--- Chapter 39: Offense Appeals Update ---{=
As all the Runescapians come home from school (or just logged on after logging off for playing 6 hours straight). Jagex decides to update the new offense appeals system...
Random Person: *looks at all these Rule 1 offenses* I can't believe it...I'm finally unmuted. I knew jagex made a mistake, I mean cussing players mum's isnt that bad right?
In Pest Control:
Jacob: Hi all, does anyone know why PC clans have to be secret to lvls 100-109? I really think its unfair against "noobs".
Random Person: Shut up noob!
Jacob: Why should I? I'm making a valid point!
Random Person: I bet your one of them *looks me up* Yea! You're not 109 F2P cb! You're a Summoning Noob!
Jacob: Is my combat lvl REALLY going to ruin the PC game?
Random Person: YES IT IS YOU CRAP NOOB!
Jacob: Reported!
Random Person: I Don't care summoning noob!
The players win the PC game.
Jacob: Why are you stil following me?
Random Person: Because your a summoning noob and you shouldnt here!
Jacob: Riiite..time to call Giant Noob..
Priv:
Jacob: Giant Noob, theres this person you need to meet, shes very friendly and wants to join your clan! If you get rid of her for me you get 50gp!
Giant Noob: OMG SURE!
Public:
Random Person: LMAO Now your just standing there! GF NOOB!
Jacob: Actually my friend is comming!
Random Person: LOL Silly nerd has to bring friends to help him!
Giant Noob: Hey lady! Wanna join my clan?
Random Person: LMAO! A lvl 10 is telling me what to do!
Giant Noob: Hey! I brought my new friend along to sign you up!
Cowhide189: MOO!
Random Person: Noobs these days they get dumber and dumber!
Cowhide189: phr33 5t0ff p10x? MOO!
Random Person: Get away from me you fat cow-thing! Get away! I DONT LIKE NOOBS! Eww! Waaah! *runs off*
Giant Noob: Whats her problem?
Jacob: Well her name, miss rude gives it away and *sniffs* You forgot the de-orderant again?
Giant Noob: Oh right!
THE END
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
As all the Runescapians come home from school (or just logged on after logging off for playing 6 hours straight). Jagex decides to update the new offense appeals system...
Random Person: *looks at all these Rule 1 offenses* I can't believe it...I'm finally unmuted. I knew jagex made a mistake, I mean cussing players mum's isnt that bad right?
In Pest Control:
Jacob: Hi all, does anyone know why PC clans have to be secret to lvls 100-109? I really think its unfair against "noobs".
Random Person: Shut up noob!
Jacob: Why should I? I'm making a valid point!
Random Person: I bet your one of them *looks me up* Yea! You're not 109 F2P cb! You're a Summoning Noob!
Jacob: Is my combat lvl REALLY going to ruin the PC game?
Random Person: YES IT IS YOU CRAP NOOB!
Jacob: Reported!
Random Person: I Don't care summoning noob!
The players win the PC game.
Jacob: Why are you stil following me?
Random Person: Because your a summoning noob and you shouldnt here!
Jacob: Riiite..time to call Giant Noob..
Priv:
Jacob: Giant Noob, theres this person you need to meet, shes very friendly and wants to join your clan! If you get rid of her for me you get 50gp!
Giant Noob: OMG SURE!
Public:
Random Person: LMAO Now your just standing there! GF NOOB!
Jacob: Actually my friend is comming!
Random Person: LOL Silly nerd has to bring friends to help him!
Giant Noob: Hey lady! Wanna join my clan?
Random Person: LMAO! A lvl 10 is telling me what to do!
Giant Noob: Hey! I brought my new friend along to sign you up!
Cowhide189: MOO!
Random Person: Noobs these days they get dumber and dumber!
Cowhide189: phr33 5t0ff p10x? MOO!
Random Person: Get away from me you fat cow-thing! Get away! I DONT LIKE NOOBS! Eww! Waaah! *runs off*
Giant Noob: Whats her problem?
Jacob: Well her name, miss rude gives it away and *sniffs* You forgot the de-orderant again?
Giant Noob: Oh right!
THE END
27/27 120 skills achieved!
26/27 MoA Pets!
Completionist - 3.7b Total XP
Twitter: @Jacoob_RS
14-May-2009 00:22:00 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 21:55:06 by Jacoob
