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This is still work in progress at the moment, but most of it is done, editing might be needed:
There was an MMO that reigned in the east,
Where F2P will come to feast,
They get their updates without pay,
Through poisoned words and a poisoned way,
They want their updates free of charge,
And their appetite is quite large,
They’ll make their outrageous demands,
For access to many member contents,
Jagex moved the Party Room to Falador,
But F2P still wanted more,
Jagex took Duel Arena from member hands,
But that did not stop F2P rants,
Forums, Hellhounds, and teleblock too,
Yet F2P still complained of nothing to do,
Corrupt Dragon armour are F2P ware,
Real Dragon are next from what I hear,
Make skillcapes F2* is what they say,
Jagex refusing that is never okay,
They whine, they take, to their hearts' delight,
Without a care for members' plight,
All you members, when will you awake?
I hope soon, for your sake,
I tell a tale that’s seldom told,
F2P has become much more bold.
If you find any lines that doesn't rhyme well, feel free to inform me. Looking to regain my interest in RS

24-Aug-2009 20:25:15 - Last edited on 24-Nov-2009 16:44:44 by Chain Flame

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And what's wrong with F2P players wanting updates? How does that effect you, as you are likely a member and play on members worlds almost all the time. Sorry, but I don't see your point. If you think members isn't worth it then you can quit membership and play for free.
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Relax, it's just portraying a point of view in a poetic manner... :| Looking to regain my interest in RS

01-Sep-2009 21:12:44

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Not a bad poem. Of course, I don't have a problem with F2P's getting updates. If I'm ever a F2P, I'll be happy. :P
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Thanks, once again I like to stress that this poem is not an attack on f2p. :) Looking to regain my interest in RS

11-Sep-2009 17:19:33

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