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Chapter 51: Into The Breach
Rekko walked through the gateway.
Rekko: My god. I see a blinding light! Oh no I'm dying!!
Fred: oh, sorry. I keep the floodlights on to scare idiots.
Fred turns off the floodlights.
Rekko: GAHH! Now its too dark! I must be blind!
Dezzer: *Grabs Rekko* Damn it man pull it together!
Rekko: Sorry buddy. Your gonna have to go on without me.
Sunny: Were already here, Rekko.
Torok: Where is here, exactly?
Fred: Welcome to my humblee and glorious home?
Scott: It seems this place is held together by ducttape.
Fred: Dont judge me.
Rekko: *Tied up in ducttape.* Help meee?
Fred: NO! My house support! *tries to untangle Rekko*
Dezzer: So..Why did we go here anyway?
Fred: *still untangling the idiot* Well, everything was hectic in the first story. This is the calming area for you to simmer down and begin the new story.
Rekko: Ooo! Expensive pieces of art! *holds a lighter under it*
Regirox: *Slaps it out of his hand* Bad.
Rekko: Oww.
Eclair: So..Can we leave now?
Fred: Not exactly.
Darkstorm: Well why the hell not?
Fred: You need to sign the release forms. Since all the hectic works of the previous story, you caused alot of legal issues.
Blaze: There's a shotgun shell in my kidney!
Zolo: Not my fault. The Shotgun has a mind of it's own.
Shotgun: Shh, they don't know that!
Dezzer: lemme see the release form.
1: Remove ducttape from Rekko at all times.
2: Keep Blaze's kidney's shrapnel-free. (Liver is exception)
3: Eclair is not a pastry. Making this clear.
4: Make it be cleasr to all new friends that Rekko lost his soul in a game of go-fish!.
Rekko: Damn right!
Fred: and sign here.
Dezzer: *signs all of their signitures.*
Fred: Congratulations. Now leave my place of solitude.
Zolo: Into the breach again!
*A giant donkey leg comes out of the wall and bashes them out and away.*

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05-Aug-2010 23:44:55

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