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Fredfredbug4

Fredfredbug4

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I got a good idea for the next chapter. The grim reaper comes in and doesn't know who to attack since Guthix wasn't specific enough. Here is how it could go.
~Runescapes worst funeral~
Grim reaper:Wha who? Who is it here that i have to kill
Head Choob:Well there is choob 1 choob 2 choob 3 choob 4...
Grim reaper:Make it stop!
Head Choob:and Choob 5 and 6 and who can forget choob A and choob B.
Grim reaper: ok now normally I kill other people but I just have to bury my self! Ah* I can't take it anymore!
The grim reaper takes his sythe and is about to cut off his head
Dezzer:wait stop! The choobs will still think that your alive if you kill yourself!
GR:So i have to bury myself alive?
Rekko:wow chinese food!
Sunny:The heck?
Rekko: The choobs have sushi!
Eclair:Rekko...
Rekko:*mouth stuffed with sushi*arrrghable?(what?)
Rigorix:Sushi is japanese
Rekko:*barf*
Sunny:ITs a good thing that he didn't find out that was fish.
Rekko:What?!? *BBBAAARRRFFF*
Dezzer:Aw man my Luner boots!
So after a while the choobs dug a hole for the Grim reaper to be buried
Head Choob: We are gathered here today in umm ummmm
Grim Reaper:*in hole* Burthrope you idiot!
Rekko:eporhtrub?(Burthrope backwards)
Rigorix:its not worth explaining...
Head Choob: Now lets say some nice things about him.
Rekko:yeah i don't understand how he can die if he is a skeleton
Dezzer:He sent to kill me but umm yeah
rekko: Don't forget he smells awfull!
Grim reaper:I heard that!
Sunny:I knew him for a while when I was killed by Atix i mean Rigorix in the last chronicle but some how he let me live.
Grim Reaper:Yeah i don't know why i do that but i just have to.Its so weird
J mod:hehehehe they have no Idea...
Rekko:*BBBBBAAAAARRRRRFFFFFF*
Dezzer: OH dear Guthix why the heck did you barf in my face!
Chapter ends
Tell me what you think about it Dezzertking.

04-Apr-2008 23:14:53 - Last edited on 04-Apr-2008 23:27:06 by Fredfredbug4

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