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Beeman
Mar Member 2011

Beeman

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You have one (1) new voicemail from "Mega Duck mobile", 00:24 Game Time:

At first I thought I was being attacked...Force-feeding me bread. And while I *chewing sound* quite enjoy *nom nom* my whole grains, ten chunks in such short time was a bit sickening.. I felt a bit bloated after that..

But I must thank you. You have led me to my future: a magnificent mallard maiden. In fact, we intend to wed one another very soon. But I guess you already knew that because she already had the " Mrs Duck" legal name when you met her.. Love at first sight, I guess! Which brings me to the reason of calling you so late (early?).

For bringing the two of us together, Duchess Duck and I wish for you to be our Best Man. The wedding will be around that human day "April 28th", whenever that is, because it seems to match our anniversary date. Hope this day works for you! Stop by the Western sea and we'll treat you to dinner! Talk to you soon, Man of Honor.. Nothing interesting happens.

29-Jul-2015 14:54:00 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2015 14:56:38 by Beeman

sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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You have one (4) new voicemails from Agoroth

Message 1 at 02:44:13
* 45 seconds of heavy breathing with the sounds of water falling in the background *

Message 2 at 02:46:55
* 32 seconds of heavy breathing* SCRREECH!

Message 3 at 02:48:09
* 39 seconds of something squishing and flopping around, ending with the sound of something hitting a floor *

Message 4 at 02:49:18
Hey, sorry to call you this late. For Zamorak's sake, I can't dial worth an Ugthanki Dung with these tentacles. Anyways, I seem to have lost some pearls. If you find 1, DON'T OPEN IT! They do some weeeeiiirrrrdddd things to ya man. I keep getting these wicked dreams of kidnapping people and turning them into Crassians or something. Oh, and don't forget to bring the those choc'chip crunchies again. I'm starving.

29-Jul-2015 15:51:32

4A6F6B6B75

4A6F6B6B75

Posts: 35,046 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Message from Kamil

You are here because you are the best of the best!
You come to me as beginners!
When I'm done with you, you'll be experts!
You are here to sweep mines!

I hear we finish this one in like two seconds.
I'm gonna beat all his records.
What's his problem?
He's dead down a minefield.

Each time you dig, you'll find a number!
That number will tell you exactly how many mines are adjacent to your square!

If he's such a great sweeper, why is he here teaching us?
Yes, it's really easy.
Yeh, my grandma does it all the time.

Find a one on a corner? It's a mine!
Three on a wall? They're all mines!

Careful! They're mines under there!

What if we get an eight?
Then god help us all...

I can see his face... even when I close my eyes, I can see his face...

Why are you really here?
I wanna make this ledge safe!
Why are you here, soldier!?
I'm here because I'm bored!
Don't you ever forget that.

No, no!
Calm down, it's never the first one.
Noooo!

That clock is gonna keep ticking until it reaches nine-nine-nine!
What happens then?
Nothing! You just suck.

Why are the mines even here!

What do we do now?
Now - we guess.

Game over.

Anybody wanna play hearts?

29-Jul-2015 15:56:17

Artur
Nov Member 2020

Artur

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You have (1) new voice message from Elvarg:

When i first met you i lost my head... literally, i want it back noob, rm me duel arena 16:00 game time. The biggest lore nerd you'll ever meet.
Zarosian duh :P

29-Jul-2015 16:44:57

ignoble one

ignoble one

Posts: 3,327 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
You have (1) message from Yelps, June 2, 2014

Woohoo Spin to Win. Want to play?
- knocking at his door -
Hang on 1 minute.
- large crowd outside, unintelligible voices -
Why does everyone have pitchforks, torches, rubber chickens, and rope?
- lots of shouting in background -
You want to play? Spin to win?
- crowd shouts, laughs -
Wait, you're grabbing me too hard! Ow!
- more shouting -
- phone line goes dead -

29-Jul-2015 17:17:31

ScapeHarmony

ScapeHarmony

Posts: 4,384 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
You have one (1) new voicemail from Dharok the Wretched, received today at 23:32 hours:

"Hey dude! Sorry if I wake you. Did you catch my movie yet? San Andreas is awesome, and based on a true story! Chyah! You should check it out sometime soon and tell me what you think. Alright man, that's all. Dwayne "Dharok" Johnson out!" *beep*

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29-Jul-2015 18:50:45

Vantagor

Vantagor

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You have (2) new voicemail messages from Blocked Number .

First message

"Adventurer, I think you know who I am!
I did enjoy today's "play date", thank you for the stuff left conveniently by your grave. You've done this before, you should've known what to expect from the mighty Ne-... Who are you!? Get back you campers! Get ba-"


Connection lost

Second message

"As I was saying, don't bother coming back. The last lot broke this thing and interrupted my message! They had to pay for another, with their lives! Now begone!"

"Umbra! How do you stop this thing!?"


Message ends

29-Jul-2015 19:47:39

Bigfish502

Bigfish502

Posts: 825 Gold Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
You have (4) new messages from Graador on July 29, 2015.

Message 1:

-Beep-

This thing on? How Graador tell if this thing on? Someone tell Graador if this thing on!

-connection lost-

Message 2:

-beep-

Graador no want to talk to puny opperator! Give me weakling or Graador crush you like Graador crush first phone!

-connection lost-

Message 3:

-beep-

Graador think this thing on, Graador getting good at this. Is weakling here? Weakling?......Why Weakling ignore Graador? Graador crush puny weakling!

-connection lost-

Message 4:

-beep-

Puny phones break too easy. Graador learn that Graador can leave message, so that what Graador doing. Graador want to thank puny weakling for stuff he drop last week, that magic stick thingy good for picking Graador's teeth. Please come back so Graador can find more uses for weakling's stuff. Graador hang up now.

-connection lost-
There's ALWAYS a bigger fish.

30-Jul-2015 04:08:40

Mod Jon

Mod Jon

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This competition is now closed, a winner will be announced soon :) Mod Jon - Livestream & Video Producer - @JagexJon
| Tea | Scape | Sleep | Repeat |

30-Jul-2015 11:00:06

Mod Jon

Mod Jon

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(Ps: this is probably one of my favorite competitions for the moment :p ) Mod Jon - Livestream & Video Producer - @JagexJon
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30-Jul-2015 11:03:04

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