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Chapter 10

Curse: We are near the Monastery, in order to get to Varrock we will head for Edgeville, and then go to Barbarian Village, where Varrock is only a hop skip and a jump away.

Richy: We should charge people to go to Varrock as well!

Curse: Everyone already knows how to get to Varrock…

Richy: Sure, just like everyone knows the moon isn’t made out of bank notes

Curse: …You are sad.

Richy: Can we head to Varrock now? I want my caviar!

Curse: Caviar isn’t in Varrock. It’s in the new Barbarian location.

Richy: Did I pay you for your opinion?

Curse: No.

Richy: So hurry up and take me to bloody Varrock!

Idiotic Newbie: There’s blood in Varrock?! My mommy doesn’t let me watch any movie rated higher than "B"!

Richy: What does the “B” stand for?

Idiotic Newbie: How should I know? I’m only ten for crying out loud!

Undercover Jagex Mod: Aha! Caught you at last!

*The Idiotic Newbie and Undercover Jagex Mod vanish in a spiraling vortex to Bansville*

Curse: Hey dude, I have to go to clarinet practice in ten minutes, can we speed this up a notch?

Richy: Hmm? What did you say? I was admiring my golden statue of me.

Curse: Boy, somebody’s modest.

Richy: Yes, humble, modest, sweet, kind, caring, adoring me.

Curse: …

Richy: So this “Edgeville,” does it have any tea? I could use a spot of it. I am quite thirsty.

Curse: Sir, if you are thirsty, just go into your kitchen, and grab some cheap iced tea and choke on it for all I care.

Richy: What’s a kitchen? All I have is a food replenishing room of indulgence.

Curse: I’m not being paid enough for this…

Richy: Onward to Edgeville!

End Chapter 10

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Chapter 11

Curse: Hey look! It’s Yogi Bear!

Richy: Ponies are funny.

Director: Cut! Cut! Cut! What’s with you guys? Read your lines correctly!

Camera Guy: Geez, it’s as if a maniacal teenager is messing with our lives.

Director: Let’s do it again people! Lights! Camera! Action!

Curse: Here we are! Edgeville!

Random Guy: Selling super pots!

Richy: Oh yeah? What makes your potions Quote: *Super”?

Random Guy: Dude… it's what they’re called.

Richy: Selling Hyper Pots!

Herblore User: Oh em gee! Another rare treasure for my collection! I’ll take a dozen!

*Richy trades him twelve buckets of milk*

Herblore User: Dude! You just freakin’ scammed me!

Richy: Look Curse! Money!

Curse: (sarcastically) Wow, I am SO impressed.

Herblore User: I’m gonna go cry to my mommy!

Richy: Is she as dumb as you? Would she like some Hyper Pots?

Random Guy: Now that was harsh.

Jagex Mod: Okay, I just heard Richy give out a major diss.

Herblore User: *Sniffle* He insulted my mama! *sob*

Jagex Mod: *Gasp* That was just low, even for you!

Richy: Is this your mom? She sure is ugly! Would you like to buy some Hyper Pots Mrs. Ugly-Stupid-Sissy?

*Jagex Mod cracks knuckles*

Jagex Mod: This is why I joined the force

Richy: Ha! The force of idiots!

Curse: Let’s get out of here! My paycheck depends on your safety!

Jagex Mod: I never thought I would have to use my M.O.D.E.R.A.T.O.R. wand

Random Guy: What's that?

Jagex Mod: A Moderator Overeasy Doom Eliminating Reliquifier Atomic Totally Organic Releaser.

Random Guy: And it does what exactly?

Jagex Mod: Who cares! It has blinking lights and colors! I’m setting it to level sixty-three.

Richy: That doesn’t sound good.

Curse: Hurry! Let’s skedaddle to Barbarian Village and hide!

End Chapter 11

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Chapter 12

*Richy and Curse have been running through the forest trying to escape from a Jagex Mod’s M.O.D.E.R.A.T.O.R. wand*

Curse: *Gasp* *Pant* Keep running!

Richy: Man, she’s fast for a hippopotamus.

Jagex Mod: Why you little-!

*Jagex Mod takes out a Walkie Talkie*

Jagex Mod: Release the hounds!

Curse and Richy: Hounds?!

*Hundreds of cages all across the forest open up and release their sharp toothed contents*

Hounds: Grrr!

*A hound bites Curse on the leg*

Curse: Ouch! My leg!

Richy: I’ll help you!

*Richy pulls out a mug and a portable espresso maker*

Richy: Regular or Decaf?

Curse: I’m goin’ down!

*Curse falls on the ground*

Richy: Noo!! I’m so sorry Curse!

Jagex Mod: We got ‘em boys!

Richy: Stop hurting my friend!

Jagex Mod: Why should I?

Richy: If you do I’ll give you tickets to the next premiere of "Wicked"

Jagex Mod: Why was I chasing you hooligans again? Release the prisoner Mark!

Curse: Wow. You saved my life.

Richy: And the espresso.

Curse: I’ll add another 10k to the bill for life saving charges.

Richy: Why aren’t we in Varrock yet?

Curse: Because we just got attacked by hounds!

Richy: Hee ha ha! The stories paupers come up with these days.

End Chapter 12

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