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Westenev

Westenev

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It was the hubris of Roleplayers who brought the cookies to the Story and Roleplay chat thread. They sought to hoard the cookies, but instead, they crumbled them. They were cast out of the oven, left twisted and burnt from their own corruption. They returned as obsessive savages, the first of the cookie monsters.

It was Annie who was the first to fall under their spell, and from her castle fortress, she drove at us again and again until we were almost no more. Though many tried, none succeeded at besting the hoard of magical children. Instead, one by one, they fell to the cookie’s subtle seduction.

But then came Westenev, Males and Females of the human race. Genderbenders and psychopaths, Edgelords and Magical Children. They sacrificed everything to formulate the perfect oven that would sate the hoard… and prevailed.

For several years, we have watched and waited until the day Annie and Lasky would return. But those who would call us heroes have long forgotten us. We are few now; our warnings have gone unheeded.

It may even be too late, for I alone have seen what lies on the horizon.

Baker, help us all.


Bio Format

Name: Westenev

Power/Abilities: Can evoke rule 63 at will, and has access to the ancient cookie forge – the only oven that can rebake the cookies of power.

Cookie: None.
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19-May-2018 08:05:51 - Last edited on 19-May-2018 08:32:03 by Westenev

Deltaslug

Deltaslug

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Name: Deltaslug

Power/Abilities:
Master Archer. Able to hit a bullseye while blindfolded at a long distance. I don't use trick arrows. 1) They tend to be expensive. 2) arrows are sharp and pointy. unless the arrow blows up a building or knocks out a mob, no point in using it. (have you ever tried to use a boxing glove arrow? horrible aerodynamics).
Quiver carries 20 normal arrows, 21 if I cram them in there pretty tight. but that's just unsafe.
Very Sarcastic
Able to write short stories that no one ever reads or understands
Fatal Gluten allergy

Cookie: None.

20-May-2018 01:03:14 - Last edited on 20-May-2018 01:04:08 by Deltaslug

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