The people of both sides muttered to each other.. tension slowly built up, as Hans grinned and replied:
"I am an ELDER GOD!" he shouted, as he grew gigantic wings and flew up to the sky.
"And for me to rule over this planet, I will consume the being Zaros once and for all!.."
"But that doesn't make any.."
"Silence!" Hans cried, brushing Nex aside, dealing her an immense amount of damage.
The Zarosian army recollected themselves, and focused all their attention on attacking the Divine Divine Being, Hans. Hans did not flinch at all as the his enormous forcefield blocked all the attacks directed at him, and Smurfadomin came forward, with Zaros as his prisoner.
"You will do me a great favor" said Smurfadomin, "although I regret I could not have rid of him myself. It is a far crueler death, I suppose." Zaros did not say a word; it had seemed as if he had accepted this fate.
"Zaros!" cried Azzanadra, locked in a cage that conveniently randomly appeared. "You cannot let Hans devour your soul! Forget me; escape!"
"I can never forget you Azzanadra.. you are my closest friend." Zaros said.
Azzanadra cried.. "Zaros.. please.."
"This.. is my fate, Azzanadra. Farewell."
Azzanadra screamed in pain once more as the tears rolled down his cheeks.. all seemed lost.
But even in the darkest times, there is always a light. As Hans prepared to devour Zaros' soul, light emerged from the heavens.. a chariot appeared, the savior had come.
The light permeated throughout all the planet, and the Smurfadomin army disintegrated as the light touched upon their skin. Smurfadomin lost his posture for a moment, and with this opportunity, Zaros escaped his arm lock.
Hans the Elder God panicked as the savior of the day - Brassica Prime - came down from the heavens with the Cabbage of Jas. He tried to escape, but Brassica ate him. Smurfadomin tried to escape as well, but together with the freed Azzanadra, Zaros defeated Smurfadomin, and banished it to another realm.
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