RuneScape Forum Archive | The Level 126 Noob Vs Newb

Dead Devil05

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This is a story that I made 5+ years ago. I am reposting it due to the fact people liked it back then.

Also, due to the fact the the original had... Dreadful spelling... I'm definitely going to update this one.
Please take note that this story might not make sense to you. It was made over 5 years ago and some things in the story will be out-dated.

This story was randomly made up by
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27-Sep-2011 17:34:11 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 19:23:35 by Dead Devil05

Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 1!
-=The Meeting of a Newb=-
Dead Devil05: I'm so bored! I've beaten all the pures in Dual Arena won the game in Castle Wars. What should I do now? I think I'm gonna teleport to Lumbridge to get my Dragon gloves from the chest once and for all.
As Dead Devil05 arrived in Lumbridge, he noticed a new player appearing.
Newb: Hello.
Dead Devil05: Hello. You just started playing?
Newb: Yeah. Nice level! You're level 94!
Dead Devil05: It's not that high.
Newb: What should I do?
Dead Devil05: Come with me. I'll take you to a place to train.
They head to Varrock. On the way a random noob comes walking towards them.
Random Noob: Give me some free stuff noob!
Dead Devil05: A level 67 asking a level 3 for free stuff?
Newb: All I have is 25gp, Bronze short sword, and Wooden shield
Random Noob: Fine Mr-I'm-So-Rich Devil05. You give me free stuff!
Dead Devil05: Why?
Random Noob: Or I will report you for item scamming!
Dead Devil05: Go ahead. You'll just get banned for a false report.
Random Noob: No! You will get permanantly banned!
Dead Devil05: Wanna take this to the Wilderness?
Random Noob: Hell yeah! I own all!
They go to the Wilderness. Dead Devil05 hits his max hit every time he stuck and kills the random noob and takes his full adamant armour and gives it to the newb.
Newb: Wow, thanks! Who was that anyway?
Dead Devil05: That is what you call.... A NOOB!
Newb: What's a noob?
Dead Devil05 tells the newb all about noobs and what they do. After they continued walking to Varrock, more noobs start to follow Dead Devil05 asking for free stuff.
Dead Devil05: Oh Zamorak not again!
Newb: Here you go! Have this!
Newb throws a Bronze dagger in to the bushes.
Group Of Noobs: Wow! A Bronze dagger! It's mine!
The group of noobs pile the bush to get the Bronze dagger and Dead Devil05 and Newb run to Varrock.

27-Sep-2011 17:34:26 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 22:27:54 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 2!
-=Incoming of a Noob=-
Dead Devil05: Finally! We're in Varrock
Newb: Yay!
Noob of Varrock: Hello Dead Devil05! Can I have free stuff?
Dead Devil05: Errrm? No. Earn it yourself. You'll get much more that way.
Noob of Varrock: Noob!
Dead Devil05: Hahaha!
Noob of Varrock: I'll get my level 200 account on you!
Dead Devil05: That's strange. I could of sworn that the level of an account could only reach 126.
Noob of Varrock: Noob!
Noob of Varrock logs off because he couldn't take the embarrassment.
Newb: How many noobs are there?
Dead Devil05: Zamorak knows.
Newb: Oh cool! A level 126!
Dead Devil05: Now that's what you call a high level! Not level 94! Ha!
126 Noob: You're both noobs!
Newb: How?
126 Noob: Because look at your levels! They are low as hell!
Dead Devil05: So? That doesn't make us noobs.
126 Noob: Yes it does! If you think you're so smart then what is a noob?
Dead Devil05: Someone who acts like an ass like you.
126 Noob: HAHAHAHAHA! You are the dumbest noob I ever seen!
Dead Devil05: Bye bye, nooblet.
Newb: Yeah, bye noob.
126 Noob: AHAHAHAHA!
The level 126 Noob starts following Dead Devil05 and Newb.
Dead Devil05: Just ignore the noob.
Newb: Ok. Hey, can we try ranging?
Dead devil05: Sure! Here, have 1000 Bronze arrows.
Newb: Thanks.
126 Noob: HAHAHA! Bronze?!
Dead Devil05: He's just level 3. He just started so shut up noob.
Dead Devil05 and Newb goes ranging at skeletons while the level 126 noob was just standing there calling them noobs.
126 Noob: Haha! Noob rangers.
Dead Devil05: What's your range level then?
126 Noob: 99!
Dead Devil05: No it's not. It's 34. I just checked.
126 Noob: In your dreams.
Dead Devil05: Oh! I didn't know dreams come true so early.
126 Noob: What's your range then!?
Dead Devil05: 70. Much higher than yours.
The level 126 noob steals Newb's Bronze arrows and laughs.
Dead Devil05: A level 126 that steals Bronze arrows... How embarrassing.
Newb: I didn't know high levels can be such noobs!

27-Sep-2011 17:34:27 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 18:17:27 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 3!
-=The Challenge=-
The level 126 noob continues following Dead Devil05 and Newb while they are on the way to a different place to train Range. A level 3 walks by wearing a Blue party hat.
126 Noob: Oooo! A level 3 with a Blue party hat!
Random Newb: Yeah. My freind gave it to me and said it was worth 250M.
126 Noob: I'll buy it off you!
They both trade. Random Newb puts up a Blue party hat and the level 126 noob puts up 250M. Swiftly the level 126 takes away the offer and scams the newb.
Random Newb: Hey, wait a minute? Where's the money?!
126 Noob: I got it right here!
Random Newb: how!?
Dead devil05: Oh my Zamorak! He scams too?! Report him quick!
Random Newb: Ok.
Random Newb reports the level 126 noob.
126 Noob: HAHAHAHA! The report botton does nothing!
Dead Devil05: Just wait till tomorrow.
Newb: I can't wait till you get banned!
126 Noob: HA! Just watch me noobs. I'll be still be in the game!
Random Newb: Well I'll be laughing when you do get banned Mr Level 126 Noob.
126 Noob: HAHA! Just look at yourself! You're the real noob!
random newb: Yeah, whatever. I'm off. C ya guys!
Dead Devil05: C ya!
Newb: Bye!
Random Newb walks away as the level 126 noob continued to follow Dead Devil05 and Newb.
Dead Devil05: Why are you still following?
126 Noob: Because you two are noobs.
Newb: Ok... then...
Dead Devil05 walks into a house near the Wilderness as Newb and the level 126 noob follows and they all see a group of people all wearing Team-46 cape. Dead devil05 also starts to equip a Team-46 cape.
Dead Devil05: Hello Zamodragons!
Zamodragons: Hello Dead Devil05!
Newb: Who are these?
Dead Devil05: This is my clan called the Zamodragons!
126 Noob: Thats the most noobiest clan I ever seen!
Zamodragon Member: A level 126 noob?! I'm gonna faint!
Dead Devil05: Do you have a clan then noob?
126 Noob: I'm not a noob! But I can get a clan by tomorrow!
Dead Devil05: Then I challenge you to a clan war!

27-Sep-2011 17:34:28 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 18:32:41 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 4!
-=Getting Ready=-
The level 126 noob decides to accept Dead Devil05's challenge and make a big clan for tomorrow.
126 Noob: I accept your challenge noob!
Dead Devil05: Good. Meet in level 56 Wilderness tomorrow at 6pm, that will give you time to make your clan.
126 noob: Since your clan is called Zamodragons... I'm calling mine Saradragons!
Newb: I cant wait to kick your ass!
126 Noob: HA! a noob thinks he can kick my ass!
Dead devil05: It's possible.
126 Noob: You wish it was possible! There is no way a level 3 can hit me even 1!. Well I'm off to make my clan now. C ya noobs!
The level 126 noob starts looking for people to join his clan while Dead devil05, Newb and The Zamodragons plan what to do in the clan war.
Zamodragon1: Ok! any ideas what nooby things a level 126 noob would do?
Zamodragon2: What if he drags us into the chaos elemental?
Zamodragon3: Yeah! He is level 303 and very powerful.
Newb: We can take him!
Dead Devil05: I agree with Newb. We can take him!
Zamodragon1: Maybe so. But it will do a lot of damage to the clan
Dead Devil05: Ok. If he takes us to chaos elemental we will just run back and leave him take the damage.
Zamodragons: Sounds good enough.
Dead Devil05: Now let's all log off and get some shut eye. It's gonna be a big hard day tomorrow
Dead Devil05, Newb and The Zamodragons log off while the level 126 noob is still finding people for his clan.
The level 126 noob goes around looking for people for his clan and rejecting all the Newbs.
126 Noob: Follow to join clan!!! No noobs!!!
Random Noob: I'll join!
Noob Of Varrock: Me to!
Group Of Noobs: Count us in!
126 Noob: Perfect! Not a noob in sight.
After a few hours, the level 126 noob finally decides that he has enough members for his new clan.
126 Noob: Are we ready to kick some ass?!
Saradragons: YEAH!

27-Sep-2011 17:34:29 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 18:43:35 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 5!
-=The War=-
The Zamodragons are ready. The Saradragons are ready. Both clans head to their meeting point inside the Wilderness.
Dead Devil05: OK! Are we ready?!
Zamodragons: YEAH!
Newb: Yeah!
Dead Devil05: Then let's go! And Newb... have this
Newb: Wow! Thanks!
Dead Devil05 gave Newb an obsidian cape, a full set iron armour and an amulet of glory. And they continue heading to the meeting point.
126 Noob: Are you ready Saradragons?!
Saradragons: YEAH!
126 Noob: Then let's go! and show these noobs who we are!
The level 126 noob and Saradragons both head to level 56 Wilderness to meet the Zamodragons.
Dead Devil05: WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA!
Newb: ARGH!
Dead Devil05: That was close! Be careful!
Newb: I will next time...
While Dead Devil05, Newb and Zamodragons continue their journey to level 56 wilderness, Saradragons were also having a tough trip.
126 Noob: You're going the wrong way!
Noob Of Varrock: But there's a Bronze dagger here!
126 noob: You don't need a Bronze dagger when you got a Dragon long sword!
Noob Of Varrock: Ok, fine! I'll leave it.
Zamodragons and Saradragons finally reach level 56 Wilderness and meet.
Dead Devil05: Well, well, well! Look who had the guts to show up!
126 Noob: Talking to yourself noob?
Dead Devil05: GO ZAMODRAGONS!
126 Noob: GO SARADRAGONS!
Both clans: CHARGE!!!
Both clans fight to the death while Dead Devil05 and the level 126 noob were fighting 1 on 1.
Noob Of Varrock: NOOOOO! (Dies)
Zamodragon1: ARGH!(Dies)
Newb: Eat Iron longsword!
Group Of Noobs: AHAHAHAHA! Take this!
Zamodragon Mage: Eat Ice barrage!
Groyp of noobs: NOOOOO! (Dies)
Newb: Thanks!
Half of both clans have died. Dead Devil05 and the level 126 noob were still fighting.
Dead Devil05: Feel the wrath of Mr Whippy!
126 Noob: Feel the wrath of my Great axe with full Dharoks armour!
Random Noob: I own all!
Zamodragon Newbs: Uh oh!
Random Noob kills all of the Zamodragon newbs.
Newb: Take this! (Hits 1)
Random Noob: NO! (Dies)
Dead Devil05: NICE!

27-Sep-2011 17:34:43 - Last edited on 05-Oct-2011 19:13:52 by Dead Devil05

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!CHAPTER 6!
-=The Final Battle=-
The war is almost over. Most Zamodragons were killed, most Saradragons were killed and Dead devil05 and the level 126 noob were still fighting to the death.
126 Noob: Just give up! You're never gonna beat me!
Dead Devil05: That axe is too slow for me
126 Noob: That whip is a peace of crap!
Dead Devil05: So you're saying crap is your weakness?
126 Noob: So funny I forgot the laugh.
Both clans: Haha! Good one Deady!
126 Noob: Why the hell is my own clan laughing at me?!
Saradragons: Sorry boss!
126 Noob: Now destroy the rest of those Zamonoobs!
Saradragons: OK!
There were only a few alive. Dead Devil05, Newb, the level 126 noob, Zamodragon 1, 2 and 3 and Saradragon 1, 2 and 3.
Zamodragon1: You're going down!
Saradragon1: Bring it on noob!
Zamodragon 1, 2 and 3 and Saradragon 1, 2 and 3 all started destroying each other.
Zamodragon1: ARGH!(Dies)
Saradragon1: NOOOOOO!(Dies)
Saradragon2: Feel the power of Veracs!
Zamodragon2: Feel the power of Guthuns!
Saradragon2: ARGH!(Dies)
Zamodragon: ARGH!(Dies)
Zamodragon3: DAMN THOSE HAMMERS!(Dies)
Saradragon3: DAMN THAT WHIP!(Dies)
It was now just Dead Devil05, the level 126 noob and Newb but a Random Noob comes from no where and attacks Dead Devil05.
Dead Devil05: Where did you come from?!
Random Noob: I hid!
Dead Devil05 kills Random Noob but he had taken a lot of damage. The level 126 noob struck the final blow leaving him with 1hp left.
Dead Devil05: You can do it Newb!(Dies)
Newb: We both have 1hp... but Iron longswords hit faster than Great axes!
126 Noob: You have no chance!
Newb had two strikes to kill the level 126 noob before he could take the final blow with his Great Axe.
126 Noob: Just try it!
Newb: Take this! (Hits 0)
126 Noob: HAHAHA! Just give up!
Newb: RAAGGHH!
126 Noob: Huh?
Newb: TAKE THIS! (Hits 1)
126 Noob: NO! IMPOSSIBLE! (Dies)
Later on, the Zamodragons celebrated and the level 126 noob got banned. Newb gave back the stuff he dropped to the the rightful owners.

27-Sep-2011 17:34:44 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2011 19:21:09 by Dead Devil05