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Blaze Deku
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Blaze Deku

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Chapter 96: Mourning's End Part II:
Temple of Light...
Thorblade4: Finally, we made it to the Temple of Light!
Monkey164: ...After all the trouble we went through to get here!
Flashback...
(Thorblade4 walks in the room)
Thorblade4: Hey guys-!
(Thorblade4 notices Flameater20 meditating)
Thorblade4: Why is Flameater meditating?
Chu Master5: He thinks he can scry where D4rk L0rd is and what he's planning, so we can know how to stop him.
Thorblade4: That's a load of-!
(Flameater20's eyes glow and a vision on D4rk L0rd at Mourner's HQ appears)
Thorblade4: Humana, humana, humana...
(D4rk L0rd is talking to the Head Mourner)
D4rk L0rd: How is the work going?
Head Mourner: He are very close, D4rk L0rd. Soon, we shall find the Temple of Light and use its power to revitalize the Dark Lord! Mwuahahahahahahaha!
Thorblade4: Oh no! D4rk L0rd is going to use the power of the Temple of Light to revitalize a Dark Lord!
Chaserm1: We have to stop him!
Groovy Gal62: Uh... Where's Bono?
(Bono is right behind D4rk L0rd)
Bono: D4rk L0rd, you're reign of villany is over! Prepare to die! (Wait five seconds) Are you listening?! (Waits five more seconds) That's it! (Starts jabbing D4rk L0rd with Darklight) Die, die, die, die, die-!
Thorblade4: Should we tell him?
Chaserm1: Nah. I think Master Bono will realize it's an illusion.
Thorblade4: You overestimate Bono, Chase...
Later...
Thorblade4: According to this, in order to get to the Temple of Light, we have to start Mourning's End Part II, which requires the completion of Mourning's End Part I, which requires the completeion of Roving Elves which requires the completeion of Regicide (which, thankfully, Bono has done, and the ability to defeat a high level monster with no armor or weapons!
(Everyone looks at Bono)
Bono: I don't like the way you're all looking at me...
Later at Glarial's Tomb...
Bono: Here goes nothing...
(Bono walks up to the Moss Giant)
Bono: Excuse me, Mister Moss Giant? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

24-Jun-2009 16:31:05 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2009 03:01:13 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Moss Giant: Yeah, noob?
Bono: Could you save us both a lot of trouble and give me your key?
Moss Giant: You GOT to be kidding me!
Bono: Afraid not.
Moss Giant: Ah well, I'll have fun killing you.
Bono: Here, catch.
Moss Giant: Huh?
(Bono tosses a vial of nitroglycerin to the Moss Giant, who catches it and it explodes)
Moss Giant: No fair! You can't bring weapons in here!
Bono: Nitroglycerin isn't a weapon, it's a highly explosive chemical used to make dynamite.
Moss Giant: How can you say such smart stuff if you're a noob?!
Bono: It doesn't take much brains to read something off a script.
Moss Giant: Ah. Anyway, stupid noob!
Bono: Stupid- (Throws nitroglycerin at the Moss Giant) -Is- (Throws some more nitroglycerin at the Moss Giant) -A- (Throws some more nitroglycerin at the Moss Giant) -Mean-(Throws even more nitroglycerin at the Moss Giant) -Word!
(Moss Giant dies)
Later, North of Ardougne...
(Bono is carrying a bazooka over to the sheep while doing Mourning's End Part I)
Bono: Heh, heh, heh...
Thorblade4: I don't like the look Bono has...
Bono: (manically) IT'S COLORING TIME!!!
(Bono starts shooting the bazooka)
Nearby...
Davinci: Ah! I am getting no inspiration for my next painting!
(Bono runs by and shoots the canvas, painting a picture of a smiling lady)
Davinci: Ah! Perfect! I shall call it "The Simona Lisa"!
Nearby...
General Bentnoze: Red!
General Wartface: Green!
General Bentnoze: Red!
General Wartface: Green!
(Bono runs by and shoots their goblin mail with a brown dye filled toad)
General Bentnoze: Brown it is!
General Wartface: What shall we argue about now?
Nearby...
R1ch E R1ch: Aw man! I got a White Partyhat! I want a blue one!
(Bono runs by and shoots the White Partyhat with a blue dye filled toad)
R1ch E R1ch: Yay!
End of Flashback...
Chu Master5: That was a long flashback...
Thorblade4: Hey, how else can I explain how we started this chapter? "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

24-Jun-2009 16:31:42 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:38:13 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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(The gang enters the Temple of Light, which is swarming with Shadows)
Chu Master5: Level 75 Shadows that hit up to 13 in very quick attacks. Bono is SO not going to last long...
Bono: Oh yeah? I know how to get rid of Shadows. Watch!
(Bono turns the light switch off)
Chu Master5: Wait a minute, whawt's a light switch doing in an ancient temple?!
Chaserm1: And how many rules have we broken in this story, so far?
Chu Master5: I'm just saying we should draw the line somewhere. I mean, a light switch in the middle of the Middle Ages?!
Monkey164: Actually, RuneScape is not fully set in the middle ages because of the technology of gliders, hot air ballonons, wind power stations, light bulbs, etc.
Chu Master5: Yeah, but come on! A light switch in an ancient temple that dates back eons ago?! Come ago!
Thorblade4: QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Bono: There's a fourth?! I didn't even know there was a third, second or fir-!
(Monkey164 hits Bono on the head with a frying pan)
Thorblade4: Thank you, Monkey.
Monkey164: Don't mention it. He was driving me bananas too.
Thorblade4: Uh.. Do you have to use monkey puns?
Monkey164: Are you accusing me of monkeying around?!
Thorblade4: I rest my case...
(Bono switches on the lights)
Bono: There! The shadows are gone.
Eggypants 2: And so are your pants...
Bono: Huh? (look down) AAAH! My pants are gone!
Chaserm1: Who could have done such a thing?!
Bono: Pink Punk39.
Groovy Gal62: What makes you say that, Bono?
Bono: Because he's right over there, reading a magazine.
Everyone besides Pink Punk39 & Bono: (looks at Pink Punk39) AAAAGH!!!
Pink Punk39: Do you mind?! I'm reading here!
Bono: Give me back my pants!
Pink Punk39: Why do you think I stole your pants?!
Bono: Because you're the first person I saw!
Everyone: O_o
Pink Punk39: Well, news flash for you, noob. I didn't take them!
Bono: Then who did?!
Not Too Far Away...
(Shadow is searching Bono's pants) "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

24-Jun-2009 16:31:43 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2009 00:10:41 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Shadow*: What has it got in it's nasty, little pocketses...?**
(Shadow pulls out a piece of cheese out of Bono's pants)
Shadow: Another cheese noob? I already stole from another cheese noob and his dumb blonde girlfriend and I got clobbered by their friends!***
Meanwhile...
Bono: GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!
Pink Punk39: I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I DON'T HAVE THEM!
Bono: YEAH RIGHT! LIKE I'M EVER GOING TO BELIEVE THA-!
(The Shadow walks by and gives Bono his pants back)
Pink Punk39: I believe you owe someone an apology.
Bono: You're right. (Bono turns to Thorblade4) Thorblade4, I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused over this year.
Thorblade4: Thanks, Bono!=D
Pink Punk39: Not him, idiot! Me!
Bono: Oh. Then I take my apology back, Thorblade.
Thorblade4: =@
Bono: Before I aplogize, you have to apologize to me.
Pink Punk39: What for? Betraying you're party?
Bono: Nope. For calling me an idiot.
Everyone: =O
Pink Punk39: No way, noob! I'm out of here!
(Pink Punk39 disappears)
Groovy Galo62: At least he's gone...
Four Days...
Thorblade4: Ok, who's idea was it to have Bono do the most hardest puzzle in the whole world.
Everyone Except Thorblade4: Your's.
Thorblade4: THE QUESTION WAS RHETORICAL! *Sigh!* If we don't solve this puzzle soon, D4rk L0rd and the Mourners will use the energy from the Temple of Light to ressurrect this "Dark Lord".
Flameater20: If only there was someone with power of crystals, then we could use them to comeplete the puzzle instantly by using the crystals to change the color of the light and reflect it in different directions.
(Arani Arrows walks over)
Arani Arrows: That's odd, this isn't Lumbridge. I knew this GPS was faulty!
Thorblade4: Hey Arani, can you do use a favor...
One Minute Later...
Arani Arrows: Wow, that was quick!
Thorblade4: I know. I had to speed things up since I used a lot of characters as it is...
Bono: Ok, according to that elf at Lletya, we have to charge the crystal at the Death Altar. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

24-Jun-2009 21:22:06 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:39:29 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Thorblade4: However, we need a Death Talisman to enter.
Arani Arrows: I know an old dwarf who has one, he's just through that crack over there...
Underground Pass...
Thorgel: I shall give you the Death Talisman if you do one small favor...
Thorblade4: Oh no! Not another "one small favor"!
Thorgel: Here's what you have to get.
(Thorgel hands the gang a list two meters long)
Chu Master5: What the heck are you gonna do with all these items?!
Thorgel: Oh nothing really. I just like making people do hard labor for an insignificant trinket.
Everyone: O_o
Three Months Later...
(The gang come back in rags)
Thorgel: Ah! There you are! What took you so long?
Chu Master5: (grumbles) We were getting the items you "required".
Thorgel: Ah yes. Bring them here.
(Bono gives the items to Thorgel)
Thorgel: Everything is order, here is your reward, and have a good day.
Thorblade4: (mumbles) Too late...
(Thorgel hands Bono the Death Talisman)
Bono: Oh, I already have one.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Bono: Yeah, I got it while I was gathering items...
Flashback...
(Bono is wandering through Lumbridge)
Bono: After 574 deathes, I now have the Babydragons Bones and the Potato Cactus. Now to get a Tinderbox!
(Death 2 R S appears)
Death 2 R S: Here, noob! Take this! I'm quitting RuneScape because it's stupid. I'm going to play World of Warcraft!
(Death 2 R S hands Bono a Death Talisman)
Bono: Uh... Thanks...
Death 2 R S: TO WoW
(Death 2 R S stabs himself with a Dragon Dagger (p++) and throws himself into the River Lum)
Bono: Wow. He's even more noobish than me!
End of Flashback...
Everyone: =@
Bono: I don't like the way you're looking at me...
Temple of Light...
(Bono puts the newly recharged crystal among the another crystals)
Bono: There! We finally completed the quest! And it only took us...
Thorblade4: Three monthes and four days...
Bono: Wow! A new record!
Everyone: O_o
Lletya... "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

28-Jun-2009 00:37:46 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2010 17:54:35 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

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Arianwyn: Congratulations, you completed Mourning's End Part II, here's a crystal trinket that will teleport you to the Temple of Light and 20,000 Agility experience.
Bono: Thanks, Person-Whose-Name-I-Can-Not-Pronounce.
Everyone: O_o
Thorblade4: But is the Temple of Light really safe?
Arianwyn: Don't worry, the Mourners and this "D4rk L0rd" will never get in...
Mourner's HQ...
D4rk L0rd: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GET IN THE TEMPLE OF LIGHT?!
Head Mourner: The shields are back up. We can't get in. (holds up a piece of cheese) We found this near the entrance...
D4rk L0rd: There's only one person who could have done this.
(turns around) CURSE YOU, BONO RUNESCAPE!!!
Lletya...
Bono: Hey, Thorblade, do you ever get the feeling that somewhere, someone is cursing you?
Thorblade4: No...
Bono: Well, I'm getting that feeling right now...
Next Chapter: Chapter 97: The Chosen Commander
*This is not Shadow, the evil Black, then Mithril, then Runite Dragon that was once Drag0n Kn1ght's mount. This is one of the shadows that swarm the Temple of Light.
**Quote from Gollum from The Hobbit
***Reference to Tales From RuneScape by Green Tea3 "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

28-Jun-2009 15:08:35 - Last edited on 13-Sep-2009 17:41:30 by Blaze Deku

Blaze Deku
Nov Member 2006

Blaze Deku

Posts: 3,691 Adamant Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Don't worry, Mustkill, you'll get more lines before the story is over. "While Guthix Sleeps, the World Wakes to the Fate of the Gods and the Children of Mah in Sliske's Endgame..."

28-Jun-2009 23:16:55 - Last edited on 28-Jun-2009 23:17:48 by Blaze Deku

Skippy TLB
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Skippy TLB

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I hereby solemnly swear that I will under NO circumstances alert Crimsen God or any of the other noob complete spammers to the existence of this thread (even though Thorblade4 openly said the information on the more open thread). If this contract is broken, I understand that I will rob Thorblade4 and make out with Groovy Gal62
~Pink Punk39~
just cause i felt like it :P im back :P :P :P :P Ow... tung ell ot...

30-Jun-2009 01:55:10 - Last edited on 30-Jun-2009 21:49:05 by Skippy TLB

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